Gavin Ward and Alun Edwards are the
Managers of the Week this week helping their respective Seb Blattered Cod and Radnorshire Tigers through to the next round of the OFFL Cup. Congratulations both. 18 points each.
But, yes, what of the cup? Any Oxford/Swansea-type shocks?
Well YES as it happens...
Runaway League Leaders, Minty's Minions
CRASH OUT of the OFFL Cup after two weeks' worth of scores. Minty Colquhoun will not be Doing The Double with her Minions this season in spite of being over
30 points ahead of the chasing pack in the League table. Minty's miserly score of 5 meagre points last week was only enough to finish 2nd from bottom of Group A, which means
She and her wannabe-Champions are OUT.
Oh Yoo Tee spells OUT.
Not through. Not qualified. Exited. You are naturally inconsolable. We know you had your heart set on that Louis Van Goal biography.
But what of the rest of you?
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OFFL Cup
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First Round Group Stage Results
Group A Value Wk21 Wk22 Total
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Which Team 53.3 21 13 34
Seb Blattered Cod 52.0 15 18 33
The Flying Geese 53.9 16 10 26
Moobchester United 54.9 19 7 26
Minty's Minions 51.5 17 5 22 Out
It's a Snickers FC 51.7 10 10 20 Out
Group B Value Wk21 Wk22 Total
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Radnorshire Tigers 50.7 20 18 38
Livercoolio 54.7 14 13 27
Moreton Rovers 54.6 15 9 24
Pyeators 53.7 15 3 18
Bad Wolf United 54.1 4 9 13 Out
Irishpool 50.3 5 7 12 Out
Group C Value Wk21 Wk22 Total
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Guess Hughton 53.9 28 15 43
Old Malcolm Academicals 54.8 19 12 31
Inter Milandrover 54.8 17 10 27
Oak Hamsters 51.6 13 8 21
Real Mcdrid 51.5 11 5 16 Out
Group D Value Wk21 Wk22 Total
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Neil's Diamonds 53.2 32 8 40
RS-TBOY 51.4 25 10 35
Ali McMoist 51.1 25 9 34
Moanchester United 54.9 20 12 32
Com-a ma mau papa com-a mau 53.5 9 6 15 Out
So there you have it, commiserations to Guy 'Bird is the Word' Harewood, Craig 'Zizou' McHugh, Mike 'Rantathlete' Smears, Karyn 'Prattwoman' Meaden*, Ashley 'Not Again' Keeler and Minty 'What How Come' Colquhoun. Take comfort from the fact that you're not alone in your total failure to lift the Cup this season. You can be failures together.
*Congratulations, however, for hitching yourself to manager of Old Malcolm Academicals, Malcolm Pratt, Mrs Pratt.
T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Minty's Minions Minty Colquhoun 51.5 5 232
2 Inter Milandrover Smasher 54.8 10 201
3 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 51.4 10 195
4 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 54.7 13 191
5 Moobchester United Jon King 54.9 7 189
6 Pyeators Dave Clayton 53.7 3 188
7 Guess Hughton Nick Reed 53.9 15 183
8 Com-a ma mau papa com-a mauGuy Harewood 53.5 6 178
9 Seb Blattered Cod Gavin Ward 52.0 18 177
10 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 53.2 8 175
