Week 34: OFFL Cup Semi-Final Results

Manager of the Week this week is Minty Colquhoun with a big fat score of 44. This moves her Minty's Minions up two places into Fourteenth.

Pundits are already slapping their pates over whether Guy Salter's Crystal Phallus and Gavin Ward's Wardy's Wasters will wobble themselves within the 1000 point watermark as yet another season can be written off as 'calamitous' by both of these managing failures.

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OFFL Cup
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Semi-Finals, Results

         Livercoolio 39 v  26 Brighton Beautiful
      Russell Bielby          Karyn Meaden-Pratt
         
   Inter Milandrover 28 v  21 Moobchester United
             Smasher          Jon King


The Final will therefore be between Livercoolio and Inter Milandrover.  Can the current holders Inter Milandrover retain the Cup for the THIRD YEAR RUNNING?

It's unlikely, let's face it.  Livercoolio are looking quite, quite dangerous.

The final will be played in Week 36, the final week of the season.

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                 Manager             (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Neil's Diamonds      Neil McConaghy       49.7 18 1473
 2 Moanchester United   Alex Blundell        49.4 32 1416
 3 Bayern Bru           Guy Harewood         49.6 10 1402
 4 Livercoolio          Russell Bielby       50.0 39 1394
 5 Pogboom              Nick and Sam Reed    49.3 23 1360
 6 Inter Milandrover    Smasher              48.3 28 1345
 7 RS-TBOY              Rick Beecroft        49.8 22 1344
 8 Game Of Throw Ins    Craig McHugh         49.0 19 1314
 9 Pyeators             Dave Clayton         50.0 17 1311
10 Brighton Beautiful   Karyn Meaden-Pratt   49.3 26 1284

Week 31: Thigh-slappingly interesting

Thigh slap, lightning, etc.

Manager of the Week is the monstrously marvellous and mighty Minty 'It's Pronounced Ka-hooon' Colquhoun.  Her Minions knocked in an equally monstrous and marvellous 41 points.

This is a thigh-slappingly interesting fact...all our managers with forenames beginning with an 'M' lie in the bottom half of the table.  

Unlucky for soMe.

Neil McConaghy's unchanged Diamonds remain top of the table while Third-placed Alex Blundell's Moanchester United gain ground - though they are still armstretchingly out of reach by 70 points.

We're getting closer to the end of the season, aren't we?

We ARE playing for the Semis of the OFFL Cup...

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OFFL Cup
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Quarter-Finals
           
        Bayern Bru    v    Livercoolio
      Guy Harewood         Russ Bielby
            
 Inter Milandrover    v    RS-TBOY
           Smasher         Rick Beecroft
     
          Pyeators    v    Brighton Beautiful
      Dave Clayton         Karyn Meaden-Pratt
              
Moobchester United    v    Irishpool
          Jon King         Mike Smears


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T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                 Manager             (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Neil's Diamonds      Neil McConaghy       49.7 22 1354
 2 Bayern Bru           Guy Harewood         49.6 15 1305
 3 Moanchester United   Alex Blundell        49.4 35 1284
 4 Pogboom              Nick and Sam Reed    49.3 28 1255
 5 Livercoolio          Russell Bielby       50.0 32 1237
 6 Pyeators             Dave Clayton         50.0 26 1231
 7 RS-TBOY              Rick Beecroft        49.8 24 1229
 8 Inter Milandrover    Smasher              48.3 32 1217
 9 Game Of Throw Ins    Craig McHugh         49.0 25 1194
10 Brighton Beautiful   Karyn Meaden-Pratt   49.1 13 1175