Wednesday 11 April 2018

Week 31: Thigh-slappingly interesting

Thigh slap, lightning, etc.
Manager of the Week is the monstrously marvellous and mighty Minty 'It's Pronounced Ka-hooon' Colquhoun.  Her Minions knocked in an equally monstrous and marvellous 41 points.

This is a thigh-slappingly interesting fact...all our managers with forenames beginning with an 'M' lie in the bottom half of the table.  

Unlucky for soMe.

Neil McConaghy's unchanged Diamonds remain top of the table while Third-placed Alex Blundell's Moanchester United gain ground - though they are still armstretchingly out of reach by 70 points.

We're getting closer to the end of the season, aren't we?

We ARE playing for the Semis of the OFFL Cup...

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OFFL Cup
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Quarter-Finals
           
        Bayern Bru    v    Livercoolio
      Guy Harewood         Russ Bielby
            
 Inter Milandrover    v    RS-TBOY
           Smasher         Rick Beecroft
     
          Pyeators    v    Brighton Beautiful
      Dave Clayton         Karyn Meaden-Pratt
              
Moobchester United    v    Irishpool
          Jon King         Mike Smears


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T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                 Manager             (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Neil's Diamonds      Neil McConaghy       49.7 22 1354
 2 Bayern Bru           Guy Harewood         49.6 15 1305
 3 Moanchester United   Alex Blundell        49.4 35 1284
 4 Pogboom              Nick and Sam Reed    49.3 28 1255
 5 Livercoolio          Russell Bielby       50.0 32 1237
 6 Pyeators             Dave Clayton         50.0 26 1231
 7 RS-TBOY              Rick Beecroft        49.8 24 1229
 8 Inter Milandrover    Smasher              48.3 32 1217
 9 Game Of Throw Ins    Craig McHugh         49.0 25 1194
10 Brighton Beautiful   Karyn Meaden-Pratt   49.1 13 1175
11 Johnny's Heroes      Sarah Bielby         48.1 21 1158
12 Moobchester United   Jon King             47.8 19 1136
13 Radnorshire Tigers   Alun Edwards         48.4 17 1130
14 Irishpool            Mike Smears          49.4 11 1098
15 Minty's Minions      Minty Colquhoun      49.1 42 1068
16 What's Scotland For? Matilda Larking      49.2 29 1047
17 Ali McMoist          Alison Faulkner      49.3 36 1040
18 Suits You Sur-man    Sarah Bingham        49.3 30 1021
19 Obi Wan Kenobi Nil   Chris Walsh          44.5 17  999
20 Rushden Academicals 2Malcolm Meaden-Pratt 49.9 11  976
21 RockRollford United  Edgar Rayner         48.0 21  968
22 Sheep City           Martyn Field         49.9 19  873
23 Wardy's Wasters      Gavin Ward           49.4 19  848
24 Crystal Phallus      Guy Salter           48.5 24  807


                        Week's Average Points          23.7
                        Total Average Points         1110.4


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