Week 07: Couldn't Be Bottomer

A barge that is out of the way

It's all change at the top again with Radnorshire Tigers barging Malcolmyouplaysobadly out of the way, just as Mr Pratt was making himself comfy up there.

Meanwhile, Couldn't Be Hyppia couldn't be bottomer as Nick Reed's appalling run of form continues to see his throng of thugs thoolishly thuck everything up for him.  Again.

Manager of the Week this week is juggler-of-moral-high-grounds* Edgar Rayner, his Didcot Rovers netted an uncharacteristically large 18 points pushing the guiltless manager up four places.  Arch-rival, Rachel Jones, saw her Which Team also climb high, up three places.

*Mr Rayner's transfer policy is in tatters this year.

T h e   T a b l e

                                            Value Points

   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot

 --------------------------------------------------------

 1 Radnorshire Tigers        Alun Edwards     52.7  9  64

 2 Malcolmyouplaysobadly     Malcolm Pratt    54.8  6  64

 3 Inter Milandrover         Smasher          54.6  6  62

 4 Botley Yellow             Stanley Wilson   49.5  6  59

 5 Which Team                Rachel Jones     55.0 11  59

 6 Moanchester Disunited     Alex Blundell    52.1  9  58

 7 Livercoolio               Russ Bielby      54.9  4  55

 8 Pyeators                  Dave Clayton     55.0  2  53

 9 Irishpool                 Mike Smears      54.7 11  50

10 Real Mcdrid               Craig McHugh     54.8  3  48

Week 06: Living Room Lap Of Honour

Malcolmyouplaysobadly continues the tussle for top spot by gaining the Manager of the Week certificate for manager Malcolm Pratt and using the week's 9 points to boot Inter Milandrover into second.

Botley Yellow also uses the week to recapture a top four spot, little Stanley doing a lap of honour around his living room.  We imagine.

This week's highest climb is four places, by Moanchester Disunited who now lie in seventh.

Jon King and Gavin Ward.  League chumpions this week.  Oof.

The show rolls on.

Botley Yellow's Stanley Wilson
doing his living room lap of honour

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Malcolmyouplaysobadly     Malcolm Pratt    54.8  9  58
 2 Inter Milandrover         Smasher          54.6  3  56
 3 Radnorshire Tigers        Alun Edwards     52.7  4  55
 4 Botley Yellow             Stanley Wilson   49.5  7  53
 5 Livercoolio               Russ Bielby      54.9  4  51
 6 Pyeators                  Dave Clayton     55.0  2  51
 7 Moanchester Disunited     Alex Blundell    52.1  8  49
 8 Which Team                Rachel Jones     55.0  4  48
 9 Real Mcdrid               Craig McHugh     54.8  3  45
10 RS-TBOY                   Rick Beecroft    55.0  4  41

Week 04/05: Metaphorical Certificates

Too much effort

RS-TBOY manager, Rick Beeky McBeecroft, has hammered home an enormous 23 points this week making him the undisputed Champion [of the Week].  Manager of the Week Certificate is on its way to you, Sir*.  And the highest climb of seven places.  Into twelfth.  Hm.

Also worthy of note is Moobchester's climb of six places, into eighth, after scoring 22 points this week.

Meanwhile, our first change of leaders sees the inexplicably unpopular Inter Milandrover leapfrog Radnorshire Tigers to clamber to the top of the pile for the first time since Week 09 of last season.  Not a situation that is likely to improve the general opinion of the past Champs.  However, current Champs, Livercoolio, excel into fifth.

*This is actually not the case anymore due to the cost of paper/ink/postage/effort.


T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Inter Milandrover          Smasher         54.3 18  53
 2 Radnorshire Tigers         Alun Edwards    52.7 15  51
 3 Malcolmyouplaysobadly      Malcolm Pratt   54.8 15  49
 4 Pyeators                   Dave Clayton    55.0 17  49
 5 Livercoolio                Russ Bielby     54.9 16  47
 6 Botley Yellow              Stanley Wilson  49.5 12  46
 7 Which Team                 Rachel Jones    54.4 13  44
 8 Moobchester United         Jon King        54.5 22  44
 9 Blet Satters Mad Hatters   Gavin Ward      54.6 12  44
10 Real Mcdrid                Craig McHugh    54.8 14  42

Week 03: Hyppia Hyppia Shake

Yes. A reed with a nick in it. Could it be Hyppia?

MalcolmYouPlaySoBadly's Malcolm Pratt is this week's Manager of the Week with a heftily chubby 15 points, lifting his collection of overpaid reprobates up eight places into fourth spot in the League. Phat.

Dropping seven places, however, is Didcot Rovers. Their score of minus 3 is, in a a very real sense, half as bad as It's A Snickers' week's score.

Just don't stare at Couldn't Be Hyppia's Nick Reed, however.  He'll start to get paranoid that we're all talking about him or something.

T h e   T a b l e

                                            Value Points

   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot

 --------------------------------------------------------

 1 Radnorshire Tigers         Alun Edwards    54.8  1  36

 2 Inter Milandrover          Smasher         54.9  5  35

 3 Botley Yellow              Stanley Wilson  49.1  6  34

 4 Malcolmyouplaysobadly      Malcolm Pratt   54.8 15  34

 5 Blet Satters Mad Hatters   Gavin Ward      54.6  9  32

 6 Pyeators                   Dave Clayton    55.0  7  32

 7 Which Team                 Rachel Jones    53.8 11  31

 8 Livercoolio                Russ Bielby     54.9 13  31

 9 Moanchester Disunited      Alex Blundell   52.1  5  30

10 Real Mcdrid                Craig McHugh    54.8  9  28