Week 26: OFFL Cup Round Two, RESULTS

Dave Clayton: failing but defeating.

While Pyeators miserably fail to snatch back Fourth place from Pogboom (by just 3 points), they DID manage to boot them out of the Cup.  Meanwhile, current holders Inter Milandrover scrape through by the pelt of their gnashers by defeating plucky Johnny's Heroes by one point.  Manager Mrs Bielby looks on as her husband, Mr Bielby, comfortably knocks out What's Scotland For?

Manager of the Week this week is Guy Harewood.  His Bayern Bru crush Ali McMoist in the OFFL Cup with a Manager of the Week certificate-winning 74 points.  Foof.

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OFFL Cup
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ROUND TWO RESULTS, Wk26

Moobchester United 59 v  52 Radnorshire Tigers
Pogboom            42 v  53 Pyeators
Livercoolio        44 v  30 What's Scotland For?
Inter Milandrover  41 v  40 Johnny's Heroes
Irishpool          69 v  49 Game Of Throw Ins
Bayern Bru         74 v  37 Ali McMoist
Brighton Beautiful 59 v  55 Minty's Minions
Neil's Diamonds    49 v  59 RS-TBOY

Through to the next round...

Moobchester United, Jon King
Pyeators, Dave Clayton
Livercoolio, Russell Bielby
Inter Milandrover, Smasher
Irishpool, Mike Smears
Bayern Bru, Guy Harewood
Brighton Beautiful, Karyn Meaden-Pratt
RS-TBOY, Rick Beecroft

Have a week.

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                 Manager             (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Neil's Diamonds      Neil McConaghy       49.7 49 1191
 2 Bayern Bru           Guy Harewood         49.6 74 1171
 3 Moanchester United   Alex Blundell        49.4 27 1131
 4 Pogboom              Nick and Sam Reed    49.3 42 1088
 5 Pyeators             Dave Clayton         50.0 53 1086
 6 RS-TBOY              Rick Beecroft        49.8 59 1080
 7 Brighton Beautiful   Karyn Meaden-Pratt   49.1 59 1073
 8 Livercoolio          Russell Bielby       50.0 44 1069
 9 Inter Milandrover    Smasher              49.9 41 1051
10 Game Of Throw Ins    Craig McHugh         49.0 49 1038

Week 17: OFFL Cup Group Stage So Far

Manager of the Week is, again, Bayern Bru's Guy Harewood.  A remarkable score of 128 points, screwing up our league table columns, sees Mr Harewood's Bayern firmly into Third Place behind Moanchester United and new leader/current Champions Neil's Diamonds.

And the OFFL Cup situation so far...

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OFFL Cup
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Group Stage, Weeks 17 & 18

Top two teams of each group go through to knockout stage.

Group A                       17   18   Total
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Johnny's Heroes               111         111
What's Scotland For?           95          95
Moanchester United             86          86

Group B
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Neil's Diamonds                98          98
Inter Milandrover              87          87
RockRollford United            67          67

Group C
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Pyeators                       92          92
Minty's Minions                84          84
Suits You Sur-man              69          69

Group D
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RS-TBOY                       118         118
Ali McMoist                    90          90
Rushden Academicals 2nd XI     76          76

Group E
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Bayern Bru                    128         128
Radnorshire Tigers             91          91
Wardy's Wasters                45          45

Group F
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Game Of Throw Ins             113         113
Brighton Beautiful             87          87
Obi Wan Kenobi Nil             68          68

Group G
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Livercoolio                    98          98
Irishpool                      73          73
Sheep City                     43          43

Group H
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Pogboom                       101         101
Moobchester United             86          86
Crystal Phallus                44          44

What's that?  Moanchester United at the bottom of their group?  Gedoutovit.



T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                 Manager             (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Neil's Diamonds      Neil McConaghy       49.7 98  816
 2 Moanchester United   Alex Blundell        49.4 86  812
 3 Bayern Bru           Guy Harewood         49.6128  785
 4 Pyeators             Dave Clayton         49.9 92  768
 5 RS-TBOY              Rick Beecroft        49.8118  762
 6 Brighton Beautiful   Karyn Meaden-Pratt   49.2 87  718
 7 Livercoolio          Russell Bielby       49.6 98  714
 8 Johnny's Heroes      Sarah Bielby         48.1111  712
 9 Pogboom              Nick and Sam Reed    49.3101  712
10 Inter Milandrover    Smasher              49.8 87  708

Week 16: Bit of Tinsel

This particular edition of Studmarks would have consisted of the usual empty wishes of seasonal good will, an advent theme and a really sexy montage of the last twelve months.  Unfortunately a bit of tinsel got caught in the OFFL machine and a wheel fell off.

Manager of the Week is Guy Harewood.  His Bayern Bru scored 69 points.  Put that in your stocking and ladder it.

Stay safe, little beanbags.  Stay safe.


T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                 Manager             (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Moanchester United   Alex Blundell        49.4 44  726
 2 Neil's Diamonds      Neil McConaghy       49.7 61  718
 3 Pyeators             Dave Clayton         49.9 47  676
 4 Bayern Bru           Guy Harewood         49.6 69  657
 5 RS-TBOY              Rick Beecroft        49.8 54  644
 6 Brighton Beautiful   Karyn Meaden-Pratt   49.2 47  631
 7 Inter Milandrover    Smasher              49.8 67  621
 8 Livercoolio          Russell Bielby       49.6 43  616
 9 Pogboom              Nick and Sam Reed    49.3 50  611
10 Johnny's Heroes      Sarah Bielby         48.1 41  601