Week 37: Decimated Left Peg to do The Double?

With only two Premiership weeks' worth of games left we have Upmintster United's manager thinking she's *All That* and grabbing yet another Manager of the Week certificate by seeing her Fourth placers nab 36 points this week. Upmintster are now a mere 20 points behind leaders Livercoolio.

Just as thrillingly, no - make that MORE thrillingly - is RS T-Boy trailing just 5 points behind the leader, his colleague. Time to state the obvious: It's tight at the top.

The Jukes of Neil is also in with a shot and could, in fact, steer his Decimated Left Peg into pulling off that elusive Double. Unless Wilson of Kate from Menarepigs Is Back gets her bitter way. As the teams stand, a draw in the final of the OFFL Cup would see her lift the trophy and take the teapot. Good job it wasn't played this week 'cos that would have been a 28 - 1 thrashing in Jukesy's favour. Ms Wilson, however, does have plenty of transfers remaining.

Ms Wilson?

Psst! Kate... Transfers.... Plenty of them...

OFFL Cup
To be played over Week 39

Menarepigs Is Back v Decimated Left Peg

Week 36: The Semi-finals of the OFFL Cup in Silence

Can you hear that? That's the sound of peaceful blue skies filled with birdsong and insectbuzz that is.

Indeed, the latest apocalypse seems to be having a rather interesting effect on the local villages surrounding Heathrow.

Ear-plug sales are down.

A portentous vision of footballing life in a few weeks, perhaps? When the season comes to an end. Only for the jumbo jet engines to roar back into action for the Summer's World Cup. And England being erupted out of it after the group stages.

With volcanic Ashley coal strewn all over the place.

Not pretty. But that probably won't stop him from sending the pictures from his phone.

And with that pathetic time-wasting attempt at building suspense...

The OFFL Cup
Semi-Finals, Results

Knievel United 7 v 9 Decimated Left Peg
Menarepigs Is Back 16 v 7 Sheep City

The Juke manages to scrape his Decimated Left Peg past the Knievel and into the Final of the OFFL Cup. Congratulations also to Kate Wilson for her Menarepigs Is Back. Yes the Pigs beat the Sheep.

In order to commiserate with Sheep City we, here at the OFFL, can only recommend that you go and leave your messages of condolence here...
http://kl.am/SheepCityFBPage

Manager of the Week this week is Andy Straw. His Nuttingham Florist netted 20pts earning him that most coveted of certificates. Meanwhile, Upmintster United is still pretending to be interested in winning the League. Bless. Now only 13 pts behind third.

Tinkety Tonk.

Week 35: Modestly Boastful

Manager of the Week, Edgar Rayner, steered his Knievel United to a modestly boastful 14 points which pushes his charges on to the 300 point mark.

At last.

And as far as Upmintster United is concerned...

...surely not at this late stage.

Surely.

Week 34: that Bent bloke again

Manager of the Week is Mark Norman, manager of Arsenorm, who managed to manage a portly pull of 30 points for his team and a climb up into 18th.

Meanwhile, Decimated Left Peg has woken up and plopped themselves a point behind the second place T-Boys. Upmintster United have jumped into joint fourth! It must be that Bent bloke weaving his penalty-missing magic again.

Too late for a title challenge though, surely?

Forget Ye Not...

...Week 36...

OFFL Cup

Semi-Finals

Knievel United v Decimated Left Peg
Menarepigs Is Back v Sheep City