Indeed, the latest apocalypse seems to be having a rather interesting effect on the local villages surrounding Heathrow.
Ear-plug sales are down.
A portentous vision of footballing life in a few weeks, perhaps? When the season comes to an end. Only for the jumbo jet engines to roar back into action for the Summer's World Cup. And England being erupted out of it after the group stages.
With volcanic Ashley coal strewn all over the place.
Not pretty. But that probably won't stop him from sending the pictures from his phone.
And with that pathetic time-wasting attempt at building suspense...
The OFFL CupSemi-Finals, Results
Knievel United 7 v 9 Decimated Left Peg
Menarepigs Is Back 16 v 7 Sheep City
The Juke manages to scrape his Decimated Left Peg past the Knievel and into the Final of the OFFL Cup. Congratulations also to Kate Wilson for her Menarepigs Is Back. Yes the Pigs beat the Sheep.
In order to commiserate with Sheep City we, here at the OFFL, can only recommend that you go and leave your messages of condolence here...
http://kl.am/SheepCityFBPage
Manager of the Week this week is Andy Straw. His Nuttingham Florist netted 20pts earning him that most coveted of certificates. Meanwhile, Upmintster United is still pretending to be interested in winning the League. Bless. Now only 13 pts behind third.
Tinkety Tonk.
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