Week 02: Transfer Request from him again

Second week into the new season and transfer requests have ALREADY been received.

Now, going on previous seasons' experience, some of you would doubtlessly guess that these requests are from Russell Bielby. And, indeed, you'd be be right. Russell Bielby has submitted a transfer request. But looky-ho. So have our current Champions and 15th place under-performers, Inter Milandrover.

Who says it's too early to panic?

Manager of the Week with 21 points for his Radnorshire Tigers is Alun Edwards. Congratulations, Sir. Top of the pile. Can you hold on to it longer than RST-Boy did.

Carry On.

PS
Any donations for the OFFL Cup prizes this year? The OFFL Lost Property department have nothing and we're getting pretty desperate.

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        54.5 21  29
 2 FC Maalcoma            Malcolm Pratt       54.8 15  23
 2 RST-BOY                Rick Beecroft       54.9 12  23
 4 Neil's Diamonds        Neil McConaghy      54.9 11  17
 4 Double's United        Rachel Jones        55.0 11  17
 6 Olympilimps FC         Gavin Ward          52.6 16  16
 6 WWMC                   Steve Tierney       54.6 16  16
 8 Moobchester United     John King           54.7 12  14
 9 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.5 10  13
10 Real Mcdrid            Craig McHugh        54.7  4  12
10 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler       54.9  6  12

Week 01: Sustainable Legacy

Our Chairman is still AT LARGE. And yes, most certainly, in more ways than one. Not only is He Out There, terrorising the Fantasyland locals outside of the law but he also remains his rotundly unthin self, wobbling from one 'social experiment' to another, braces astrain.

Which brings us onto His latest shockingly horrific carcrash of a social experiment.

Some of you may have thought that it was only a matter of time, or probability, while others have put their faith in this world not being quite That Sick. Alas, we now must treat these thoughts as potential reality. The point of this paragraph? Ah, yes, to inform the OFFL membership [you] that the sustainable legacy of the OFFL is being taken care of.

In the form of a Chairman Mini-Me.

The secret laboratory where most of the development is being carried out for this Super Umpa Lumpa is, well, secret. In fact, so controversial is this Shelleyesque nightmare that not even The Sun have been willing to break ranks with the rest of the British press sleaze and publish their usual unfounded speculative silliness.

We're sure there will more news scratching its way into your regular issue of Studmarks over the coming season. And while you're busy, either picking your team or watching your points rack up [or down] this week, why not waste more time with the following...

Any Other Business

One of our managers, Rachel, has given us this http://goo.gl/GBzIL ... pop by and sponsor her if you feel you can. She's doing it for her Ma.

Congratulations to Mr Smears who has seen his career opportunities expand exponentially after achieving an 'A' in his Spanish 'A' Level exam. If only he weren't retired. [Mrs Smears, age 26, achieved an A*. That needed to be mentioned]


T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 RST-BOY                Rick Beecroft       54.9 11  11
 2 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        54.5  8   8
 2 Real Mcdrid            Craig McHugh        54.7  8   8
 2 FC Maalcoma            Malcolm Pratt       54.8  8   8
 5 Neil's Diamonds        Neil McConaghy      54.9  6   6
 5 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler       54.9  6   6
 5 Double's United        Rachel Jones        55.0  6   6
 8 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.5  3   3
 9 Moobchester United     John King           54.7  2   2
10 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             54.8  1   1