Week 14: Dull

Strictly Dull

Manager of the Week again is Alex Bluddy Blundell, Moanchester United scored 51 points.  They're pulling away you know.

This week's highest climber is Sarah Bing Bong Bingham.  Her Suits You Surman climbed three places into Eleventh.  Otherwise there wasn't much movement in the table at all.  Quite dull really.

Let's distract ourselves, albeit very briefly, from the torpidity of this week's nonsense by thinking about the OFFL Cup.

There.  We thought about it.

Move on.

T h e   T a b l e

                                            Value Points

   Team                 Manager             (GBPm)Wk Tot

 --------------------------------------------------------

 1 Moanchester United   Alex Blundell        49.4 51  597

 2 Neil's Diamonds      Neil McConaghy       49.7 42  563

 3 Pyeators             Dave Clayton         49.9 41  549

 4 Brighton Beautiful   Karyn Meaden-Pratt   49.2 36  520

 5 Bayern Bru           Guy Harewood         49.6 34  514

 6 RS-TBOY              Rick Beecroft        49.8 34  513

 7 Livercoolio          Russell Bielby       49.6 43  506

 8 Inter Milandrover    Smasher              49.6 40  498

 9 Johnny's Heroes      Sarah Bielby         48.1 42  495

10 Rushden Academicals 2Malcolm Meaden-Pratt 49.9 22  479

Week 10 & 11: Mum has gone to Iceland

Qualified Ahead of Scotland

We're back.  We're back from watching two terribly tedious and turgid nil-nil England games followed by the final toilet-flush of the rest of the Home Nations' attempts at World Cup Qualification.  All except Ireland of course.  They qualified...

...oh hang on.  Not Ireland.  Iceland.  We meant Iceland.

Iceland qualified.  You hear that Scotland?  ICELAND.

Even Bejam qualified before Scotland.

Oops again.  We mean Belgium.  BELGIUM.

The distant dirge of desolate tumbleweeding from the usual goal-pated prattling pundits has perked upwardly thanks to a fine week of Premiershippery.  Even Birthday Boy Mike Smears managed to notch up a score of over 50 points.  Hardly a [bald]patch, however, on this week's Manager of the Week.  Yes, Alex Blundering Blundell transfers in the Pope before going ahead and scoring a heavenly mahoosiff 81 points.  This takes his Moanchester United right to the top of the Table.

With healthy scores continuing to arrive for both former leaders Neil's Diamonds and Pyeators a real gap is opening between the leading pack and the panting pelaton of pursuers arrear.

And THAT is as exciting as we can make Week 11 sound.

<honk honk>

Oof.

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                 Manager             (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Moanchester United   Alex Blundell        49.4 81  418
 2 Neil's Diamonds      Neil McConaghy       49.7 60  406
 3 Pyeators             Dave Clayton         50.0 52  400
 4 Bayern Bru           Guy Harewood         49.6 65  368
 5 RS-TBOY              Rick Beecroft        49.8 64  368
 6 Brighton Beautiful   Karyn Meaden-Pratt   49.9 55  368
 7 Inter Milandrover    Smasher              49.2 57  356
 8 Rushden Academicals 2Malcolm Meaden-Pratt 49.9 40  349
 9 Livercoolio          Russell Bielby       49.6 48  348
10 Johnny's Heroes      Sarah Bielby         47.7 48  343