Week 10 & 11: Mum has gone to Iceland

Qualified Ahead of Scotland

We're back.  We're back from watching two terribly tedious and turgid nil-nil England games followed by the final toilet-flush of the rest of the Home Nations' attempts at World Cup Qualification.  All except Ireland of course.  They qualified...

...oh hang on.  Not Ireland.  Iceland.  We meant Iceland.

Iceland qualified.  You hear that Scotland?  ICELAND.

Even Bejam qualified before Scotland.

Oops again.  We mean Belgium.  BELGIUM.

The distant dirge of desolate tumbleweeding from the usual goal-pated prattling pundits has perked upwardly thanks to a fine week of Premiershippery.  Even Birthday Boy Mike Smears managed to notch up a score of over 50 points.  Hardly a [bald]patch, however, on this week's Manager of the Week.  Yes, Alex Blundering Blundell transfers in the Pope before going ahead and scoring a heavenly mahoosiff 81 points.  This takes his Moanchester United right to the top of the Table.

With healthy scores continuing to arrive for both former leaders Neil's Diamonds and Pyeators a real gap is opening between the leading pack and the panting pelaton of pursuers arrear.

And THAT is as exciting as we can make Week 11 sound.

<honk honk>

Oof.

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                 Manager             (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Moanchester United   Alex Blundell        49.4 81  418
 2 Neil's Diamonds      Neil McConaghy       49.7 60  406
 3 Pyeators             Dave Clayton         50.0 52  400
 4 Bayern Bru           Guy Harewood         49.6 65  368
 5 RS-TBOY              Rick Beecroft        49.8 64  368
 6 Brighton Beautiful   Karyn Meaden-Pratt   49.9 55  368
 7 Inter Milandrover    Smasher              49.2 57  356
 8 Rushden Academicals 2Malcolm Meaden-Pratt 49.9 40  349
 9 Livercoolio          Russell Bielby       49.6 48  348
10 Johnny's Heroes      Sarah Bielby         47.7 48  343
11 Game Of Throw Ins    Craig McHugh         49.0 53  335
12 Suits You Sur-man    Sarah Bingham        49.3 44  335
13 What's Scotland For? Matilda Larking      49.2 53  331
14 Moobchester United   Jon King             49.7 39  330
15 Pogboom              Nick and Sam Reed    49.3 48  321
16 Radnorshire Tigers   Alun Edwards         50.0 58  310
17 Irishpool            Mike Smears          50.0 58  308
18 Wardy's Wasters      Gavin Ward           49.4 47  305
19 RockRollford United  Edgar Rayner         48.0 43  304
20 Ali McMoist          Alison Faulkner      49.3 38  290
21 Sheep City           Martyn Field         49.9 50  289
22 Minty's Minions      Minty Colquhoun      49.1 35  286
23 Obi Wan Kenobi Nil   Chris Walsh          44.5 33  281
24 Crystal Phallus      Guy Salter           48.5 22  261


                        Week's Average Points        39.7
                        Total Average Points        267.0


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