Week 09: Muffled Struggling

Spot The Karyn

Can anybody hear that?  

A stunningly morbid muffled struggling.

As if someone is flailing to get out from under something big and heavy.

It could be that lovely Karyn Meaden-Pratt finally climbing atop her hellish husband, Mally.  Mrs is Fourth, Mr is Filth. Fifth. He's Fifth.

In squelching her squashed body out from under the massive Malster the three-worded Karyn Meaden-Pratt wins a joint-Manager of the Week certificate.  Joining her in this joint honour is the more economically-worded Smasher. Both Brighton Beautiful and Inter Milandrover respectively and jointly scored 51 points.

And now we wait for the silence of yet another International Break to break.

Is any of this really worth it?

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                 Manager             (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Pyeators             Dave Clayton         50.0 38  348
 2 Neil's Diamonds      Neil McConaghy       49.7 42  346
 3 Moanchester United   Alex Blundell        49.9 45  337
 4 Brighton Beautiful   Karyn Meaden-Pratt   49.9 51  313
 5 Rushden Academicals 2Malcolm Meaden-Pratt 49.9 25  309
 6 RS-TBOY              Rick Beecroft        49.8 42  304
 7 Bayern Bru           Guy Harewood         49.6 44  303
 8 Livercoolio          Russell Bielby       49.6 39  300
 9 Inter Milandrover    Smasher              49.2 51  299
10 Johnny's Heroes      Sarah Bielby         47.7 44  295
11 Suits You Sur-man    Sarah Bingham        49.3 31  291
12 Moobchester United   Jon King             49.7 36  291
13 Game Of Throw Ins    Craig McHugh         49.0 35  282
14 What's Scotland For? Matilda Larking      49.2 44  278
15 Pogboom              Nick and Sam Reed    49.3 39  273
16 RockRollford United  Edgar Rayner         48.0 33  261
17 Wardy's Wasters      Gavin Ward           49.4 42  258
18 Ali McMoist          Alison Faulkner      49.3 39  252
19 Radnorshire Tigers   Alun Edwards         50.0 26  252
20 Minty's Minions      Minty Colquhoun      49.1 43  251
21 Irishpool            Mike Smears          50.0 42  250
22 Obi Wan Kenobi Nil   Chris Walsh          40.4 45  248
23 Crystal Phallus      Guy Salter           48.5 34  239
24 Sheep City           Martyn Field         49.9 15  239


                        Week's Average Points        38.5
                        Total Average Points        284.1

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Obi Wan Kenobi Nil
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   From: Chris Walsh
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: Studmarks: OFFL Week 08 - Transfers for "Obi Wan Kenobi Nil" 


Mr Chairman,

I am appalled and horrified by the league position of my star-wars themed team.  Something has to be done.

OUT
GK 115 Courtois, T   CHE £4.0 total 27
DF 225 Jorgensen, M  HUD £2.4 total 8
DF 324 Hegazi, A     WBA £2.9 total 10
MF 346 Arter, H      BOU £3.2 total 5
MF 372 Brady, R      BUR £2.7 total 16
MF 381 Fabregas, C   CHE £4.3 total 19
ST 557 Sanchez, A    ARS £7.0 total 22
ST 596 Firmino, R    LIV £5.7 total 18


IN
GK 134 de Gea, D     MUN £3.9 total 40
DF 254 Walker, K     MCY £4.2 total 48
DF 308 Trippier, K   TOT £3.8 total 43
MF 357 Gross, P      BRI £2.7 total 41
MF 451 Sane, L       MCY £4.9 total 58
MF 491 Choupo-Mo, E  STO £3.2 total 32
ST 627 Kane, H       TOT £7.0 total 55
ST 606 Lukaku, R     MUN £6.6 total 42

Smashing!

Chris

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Chairman responds:
Luke Kylewalker and Choupbacca will surely come to the rescue.  May the Gross be with you.

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