Week 16 Shivam Shoots Himself in the Sneakers

The Fall of the Sneakers

Remember Shivam Mehta? Top of the league and all lah-di-dah at the start of the season? The swaggering Fancy Dan giving it all that early on?

Yes.  Of course you do.

Well his Shivam's Sneakers are the farthest fallers as they plummet down six places into fourteenth.  Mid-table mediocrity.

As promised.

Manager of the Week is Edgar Rayner with his Moreton United scoring 21pts propelling themselves into tenth.

There's a change at the top too.  Sheep City have been replaced by Norma Snockers FC at the top while ADFC continue their march up to second.

T h e   T a b l e

                                            Value Points

   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot

 --------------------------------------------------------

 1 Norma Snockers FC      Sarah Bingham       53.8 16 153

 2 ADFC                   Adriana Chittelboro 54.0 18 146

 3 Sheep City             Martyn Field        54.5  5 143

 4 Upmintster United      Minty Colquhoun     54.1 12 140

 5 Livercoolio            Russell Bielby      54.2  9 139

 5 Decimated Left Peg     Neil Jukes          55.0 17 139

 7 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             54.8 16 136

 8 Stay Poyet Stay!       Nick Reed           52.2  9 132

 8 Big Mally              Malcolm Pratt       54.7 11 132

10 Moreton United         Edgar Rayner        54.2 21 131

Week 15: Minty's Wins weekly Certificate

Manager of the Week is the gorgeously wonderful Minty Colquhoun. Her 19 points propel Upmintster United mintsterUp seven places, from eleventh to fourth. The certificate is yours, Ms Colquhoun.


T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Sheep City             Martyn Field        54.5  3 138
 2 Norma Snockers FC      Sarah Bingham       53.8  3 137
 3 Livercoolio            Russell Bielby      54.2 16 130
 4 ADFC                   Adriana Chittelboro 54.0  6 128
 4 Upmintster United      Minty Colquhoun     54.1 19 128
 6 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.6 11 126
 7 Stay Poyet Stay!       Nick Reed           52.2 12 123
 8 Shivam's Sneakers      Shivam Mehta        54.9  4 122
 8 Decimated Left Peg     Neil Jukes          55.0  4 122
10 Big Mally              Malcolm Pratt       54.7 13 121

Week 13: Martyn's Just Trumped

Adriana is flying high

We have a new leader.  Let me take you to him...

Martyn Field, Sheep City manager, has triumphantly trumped last fortnight's personal achievement of progressing back to work after serious illness by reaching the top of the Office Fantasy Football League table.  He finally looks down at Sarah Bingham's Norma Snockers...

...this stuff writes itself, I tell you.

And another shared Manager of the Week certificate gets torn in two between Minty Colquhoun and yes, for the third week out of four, Adriana Chittelbummer.  Their Upmintster Utd and ADFC, respectively, both score 23 points each.  Ms Chittelchittelbangbang's ADFC are now flying high in third [finger in the ear, microphone pressed up under the nose...] "Remarkable!".

What else have we got for you? ...Highest Climbers: Upmintster Utd [up 9], Lowest Fallers: RS T-Boy [down 6].

Oi vey.  We see Mark Weavers' ball has popped just as his wife is about to do the same. -8. That's an unbelievably bad score. Pathetic. Athletic.  Good Luck.

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Sheep City             Martyn Field        54.5 10 135
 2 Norma Snockers FC      Sarah Bingham       53.8  2 134
 3 ADFC                   Adriana Chittelboro 54.0 23 122
 4 Shivam's Sneakers      Shivam Mehta        54.9  7 118
 4 Decimated Left Peg     Neil Jukes          55.0 14 118
 6 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             54.7 17 116
 7 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.6 -1 115
 8 Livercoolio            Russell Bielby      54.2  7 114
 9 Chi'Knees Czechers     Jirka Opatrny       55.0  8 113
10 Stay Poyet Stay!       Nick Reed           52.2  2 111