Monday 7 November 2011

Week 13: Martyn's Just Trumped


Adriana is flying high

We have a new leader.  Let me take you to him...

Martyn Field, Sheep City manager, has triumphantly trumped last fortnight's personal achievement of progressing back to work after serious illness by reaching the top of the Office Fantasy Football League table.  He finally looks down at Sarah Bingham's Norma Snockers...

...this stuff writes itself, I tell you.

And another shared Manager of the Week certificate gets torn in two between Minty Colquhoun and yes, for the third week out of four, Adriana Chittelbummer.  Their Upmintster Utd and ADFC, respectively, both score 23 points each.  Ms Chittelchittelbangbang's ADFC are now flying high in third [finger in the ear, microphone pressed up under the nose...] "Remarkable!".

What else have we got for you? ...Highest Climbers: Upmintster Utd [up 9], Lowest Fallers: RS T-Boy [down 6].

Oi vey.  We see Mark Weavers' ball has popped just as his wife is about to do the same. -8. That's an unbelievably bad score. Pathetic. Athletic.  Good Luck.

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Sheep City             Martyn Field        54.5 10 135
 2 Norma Snockers FC      Sarah Bingham       53.8  2 134
 3 ADFC                   Adriana Chittelboro 54.0 23 122
 4 Shivam's Sneakers      Shivam Mehta        54.9  7 118
 4 Decimated Left Peg     Neil Jukes          55.0 14 118
 6 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             54.7 17 116
 7 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.6 -1 115
 8 Livercoolio            Russell Bielby      54.2  7 114
 9 Chi'Knees Czechers     Jirka Opatrny       55.0  8 113
10 Stay Poyet Stay!       Nick Reed           52.2  2 111

11 Upmintster United      Minty Colquhoun     54.1 23 109
12 Big Mally              Malcolm Pratt       54.7  5 108
13 Moobchester United     Jon King            54.2  1 105
13 BM Mingmongs           Neil McConaghy      54.7  9 105
15 The WWMC               Steve Tierney       54.2 15 103
15 Moreton United         Edgar Rayner        54.2  7 103
17 Shamone Muddy FunkstersDave Clayton        54.9  1  98
18 All Hail The Chairman  Rob Ivison          53.6  6  97
18 Poyekhali              Lester Clark        55.0 13  97
20 Real McDrid            Craig McHugh        55.0  6  96
21 Double's United        Rachel Jones        54.8  8  94
22 Lashings of Cheese     Chris Walsh         54.9 18  93
23 Woolyback Town AFC     Guy Harewood        54.9  4  90
24 Vonder Bramen          Alan Betteridge     49.5  4  88
24 RS T-Boy               Rick Beecroft       54.1 -1  88
24 Phillham               Filip Vejdovský     54.8 16  88
27 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        53.3 10  75
28 Pathetic Athletic      Mark Weavers        53.7 -8  73
28 Freddie's Dreamers     Francis Fox         55.0  3  73
30 Pompey Puss            Lionel Larking      55.0  9  67
31 Real Mannsdid          Dan Manns           55.0 11  66
32 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler       54.8  5  62
33 Wardy's Wanderers      Gavin Ward          54.5  7  49
33 Moanchester            Alex Blundell       54.8  1  49
35 Irishpool              Mike Smears         55.0  6  48




                          Week's Average Points         7
                          Total Average Points         94

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