Week 14: Dull

Strictly Dull

Manager of the Week again is Alex Bluddy Blundell, Moanchester United scored 51 points.  They're pulling away you know.

This week's highest climber is Sarah Bing Bong Bingham.  Her Suits You Surman climbed three places into Eleventh.  Otherwise there wasn't much movement in the table at all.  Quite dull really.

Let's distract ourselves, albeit very briefly, from the torpidity of this week's nonsense by thinking about the OFFL Cup.

There.  We thought about it.

Move on.

T h e   T a b l e

                                            Value Points

   Team                 Manager             (GBPm)Wk Tot

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 1 Moanchester United   Alex Blundell        49.4 51  597

 2 Neil's Diamonds      Neil McConaghy       49.7 42  563

 3 Pyeators             Dave Clayton         49.9 41  549

 4 Brighton Beautiful   Karyn Meaden-Pratt   49.2 36  520

 5 Bayern Bru           Guy Harewood         49.6 34  514

 6 RS-TBOY              Rick Beecroft        49.8 34  513

 7 Livercoolio          Russell Bielby       49.6 43  506

 8 Inter Milandrover    Smasher              49.6 40  498

 9 Johnny's Heroes      Sarah Bielby         48.1 42  495

10 Rushden Academicals 2Malcolm Meaden-Pratt 49.9 22  479

11 Suits You Sur-man    Sarah Bingham        49.3 33  472

12 Pogboom              Nick and Sam Reed    49.3 25  470

13 Game Of Throw Ins    Craig McHugh         49.0 24  468

14 Irishpool            Mike Smears          50.0 20  462

15 Moobchester United   Jon King             49.7 34  458

16 What's Scotland For? Matilda Larking      49.2 22  455

17 Radnorshire Tigers   Alun Edwards         50.0 26  455

18 Ali McMoist          Alison Faulkner      49.3 34  436

19 Wardy's Wasters      Gavin Ward           49.4 17  432

20 RockRollford United  Edgar Rayner         48.0 23  422

21 Sheep City           Martyn Field         49.9 27  412

22 Obi Wan Kenobi Nil   Chris Walsh          44.5 34  410

23 Minty's Minions      Minty Colquhoun      49.1 31  402

24 Crystal Phallus      Guy Salter           48.5 26  369

                        Week's Average Points        31.7

                        Total Average Points        473.2

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T r a n s f e r s   a n d   s t u f f

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Irishpool

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   From: Mike Smears

     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com

Esteemed Mr President

While I am moderately grateful that my dignity and age (now 102) are given due recognition by the award of Manager of the Week (don't you mean Month?), i feel obliged to point out that some changes are needed round here. I should be installed as top of OFFL, yet these young managers are presuming to stand in my way. I propose therefore that whenever a player is red-carded, both the player AND the manager be suspended for 3 weeks. My players of course never get sent off.

See to it, young man, promptly and I expect to be in poll position by next Sunday. 

Yours stoutly

Brexit from Bassett

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Chairman responds:

Apart from the cruelty to the Pogba owners, you're really too kind.

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Rushden Academicals 2

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   From: Malcolm Meaden-Pratt

     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com

Dear Mr Chairman,

The weekly humiliation of dropping down the table whilst my good lady wife scales its dizzy heights has got too much for me! (Last night she actually tried to console me for my team being worse than her team!!!) SO HERE ARE MY SUBS!!

Please sub

462 MF Mkhitaryan, H MUN   4.7

FOR

MF 451 Sane, L       MCY  £4.9

And

296 DF Fernandez, F  SWA   2.9

FOR

DF 201 Rudiger, A    CHE  £3.9

Best wishes

Mr Hobble-a-lotlessnow

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Chairman responds:

That must be quite menacing to have Mrs Meaden-Pratt offering you such "kindness".

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