Week 15: OFFL Cup Group Stage

Christmas Boreball

With a mahoosive Manager of the Week-winning megascore of 94 points, our current Champion Neil McConaghy has narrowed the gap between his Second Placed Neil's Diamonds and current First Placed Moanchester United.  This makes the 92 point score deficit between First and Third place appear slightly less daunting.  In a fewer-points-than-you-think kind of way.

All of that is of absolute indifference to those below Third.

You may find some sort of interest-reignition in the fact that we now know which group you'll be in for the First Round of the OFFL Cup.

That was definitely a sharp intake of anticipatory breath somewhere in the audience there.

Hey, what am I blithering on about?  This is what I'm blathering on about...

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OFFL Cup
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Group Stage

Top two teams from each group go through to the knockout stage

                                Week
Group A                       17   18  Total
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Moanchester United                       0
Johnny's Heroes                          0
What's Scotland For?                     0

Group B
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Neil's Diamonds                          0
Inter Milandrover                        0
RockRollford United                      0

Group C
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Pyeators                                 0
Suits You Sur-man                        0
Minty's Minions                          0

Group D
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RS-TBOY                                  0
Rushden Academicals 2nd XI               0
Ali McMoist                              0

Group E
--------------------------------------------
Bayern Bru                               0
Radnorshire Tigers                       0
Wardy's Wasters                          0

Group F
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Brighton Beautiful                       0
Game Of Throw Ins                        0
Obi Wan Kenobi Nil                       0

Group G
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Livercoolio                              0
Irishpool                                0
Sheep City                               0

Group H
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Pogboom                                  0
Moobchester United                       0
Crystal Phallus                          0

And with that we say Happy Christmas.

"Happy Christmas"

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                 Manager             (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Moanchester United   Alex Blundell        49.4 85  682
 2 Neil's Diamonds      Neil McConaghy       49.7 94  657
 3 Pyeators             Dave Clayton         49.9 80  629
 4 RS-TBOY              Rick Beecroft        49.8 77  590
 5 Bayern Bru           Guy Harewood         49.6 74  588
 6 Brighton Beautiful   Karyn Meaden-Pratt   49.2 64  584
 7 Livercoolio          Russell Bielby       49.6 67  573
 8 Pogboom              Nick and Sam Reed    49.3 91  561
 9 Johnny's Heroes      Sarah Bielby         48.1 65  560
10 Inter Milandrover    Smasher              49.6 58  556
11 Suits You Sur-man    Sarah Bingham        49.3 77  549
12 Rushden Academicals 2Malcolm Meaden-Pratt 49.9 62  541
13 Radnorshire Tigers   Alun Edwards         50.0 81  536
14 Game Of Throw Ins    Craig McHugh         49.0 66  534
15 Irishpool            Mike Smears          50.0 72  534
16 Moobchester United   Jon King             49.7 56  514
17 What's Scotland For? Matilda Larking      49.2 51  506
18 RockRollford United  Edgar Rayner         48.0 65  487
19 Minty's Minions      Minty Colquhoun      49.1 76  478
20 Ali McMoist          Alison Faulkner      49.3 40  476
21 Wardy's Wasters      Gavin Ward           49.4 44  476
22 Obi Wan Kenobi Nil   Chris Walsh          44.5 52  462
23 Sheep City           Martyn Field         49.9 41  453
24 Crystal Phallus      Guy Salter           48.5 48  417


                        Week's Average Points        66.1
                        Total Average Points        539.3