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Your league position after Week 15 will determine your seeding in the first round. The first round will be a group competition played over the Christmas period and will leave us with 16 teams to slog it out over the rest of the season.
And now you can wake up.
The prize will be... determined.
In the meantime, we've had a week of massive scores. Mike Smears, ageing disgracefully though he might be, notched up a week's score with graceful thunderousness. 91 points. His Irishpool have moved up a deceivingly meek three places while he gets Manager of the Week.
Up at the top we see Moanchester United and Neil's Diamonds move further ahead, Pyeators struggling to keep up with the pace. But what IS going on with Crystal Phallus? Last season's successful Sixth Place. This season's bottom dweller.
True.
T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Moanchester United Alex Blundell 49.4 89 546
2 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 49.7 84 521
3 Pyeators Dave Clayton 49.9 76 508
4 Brighton Beautiful Karyn Meaden-Pratt 49.2 76 484
5 Bayern Bru Guy Harewood 49.6 82 480
6 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 49.8 80 479
7 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 49.6 79 463
8 Inter Milandrover Smasher 49.4 73 458
9 Rushden Academicals 2Malcolm Meaden-Pratt 49.9 81 457
10 Johnny's Heroes Sarah Bielby 47.7 63 453
11 Pogboom Nick and Sam Reed 49.3 88 445
12 Game Of Throw Ins Craig McHugh 49.0 74 444
13 Irishpool Mike Smears 50.0 91 442
14 Suits You Sur-man Sarah Bingham 49.3 77 439
15 What's Scotland For? Matilda Larking 49.2 73 433
16 Radnorshire Tigers Alun Edwards 50.0 80 429
17 Moobchester United Jon King 49.7 64 424
18 Wardy's Wasters Gavin Ward 49.4 80 415
19 Ali McMoist Alison Faulkner 49.3 84 402
20 RockRollford United Edgar Rayner 48.0 72 399
21 Sheep City Martyn Field 49.9 62 385
22 Obi Wan Kenobi Nil Chris Walsh 44.5 61 376
23 Minty's Minions Minty Colquhoun 49.1 39 371
24 Crystal Phallus Guy Salter 48.5 65 343
Week's Average Points 74.7
Total Average Points 441.5
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T r a n s f e r s a n d s t u f f
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Inter Milandrover
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From: Smasher
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: Sod the tweaks
Morata OUT
614 Austin, C IN
Drinkwater, D OUT
424 de Bruyne, K IN
Walker, K OUT
220 Williams, A IN
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Chairman responds:
You are putting faith in Big Sam and little Charlie? Oh things are looking desperate.
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Johnny's Heroes
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From: Sarah Bielby
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject:
Dear Mr Offl Chairman Smasher McLovely
Spurred on by a good week, and contravening the “if it ain’t broke don’t fix it maxim” , I would like to make a couple of transfers!
Can I swap
463 POGBA (MUN) for 445 De Bruyne (MCY)
441 Mane (LIV) for 443 SALAH (LIV)
Crazy times in the REALSENSE team of Offlers. Crazy times.
With reverence,
Sarah
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Chairman responds:
Your fizzy felicitation feels fab.
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Irishpool
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From: Mike Smears
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject:
Esteemed Mr President
Mush as I admire your riposte to D Trump last week I warn you henceforth to look under your car each morning for traces of a visit from the Russian Mafia.
Before any mishap occurs, would you be so kind as to make a transfer for me please?
OUT
566 Hemed
IN
578 Calvert-Lewin.
I remain, your loyal supporter
Brexit from Bassett
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Chairman responds:
While the Russian Mafia are under my car do you think they'd fix that bloody oil leak?
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