Week 34: OFFL Cup Semi-Final Results

Manager of the Week this week is Minty Colquhoun with a big fat score of 44. This moves her Minty's Minions up two places into Fourteenth.

Pundits are already slapping their pates over whether Guy Salter's Crystal Phallus and Gavin Ward's Wardy's Wasters will wobble themselves within the 1000 point watermark as yet another season can be written off as 'calamitous' by both of these managing failures.

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OFFL Cup
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Semi-Finals, Results

         Livercoolio 39 v  26 Brighton Beautiful
      Russell Bielby          Karyn Meaden-Pratt
         
   Inter Milandrover 28 v  21 Moobchester United
             Smasher          Jon King


The Final will therefore be between Livercoolio and Inter Milandrover.  Can the current holders Inter Milandrover retain the Cup for the THIRD YEAR RUNNING?

It's unlikely, let's face it.  Livercoolio are looking quite, quite dangerous.

The final will be played in Week 36, the final week of the season.

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                 Manager             (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Neil's Diamonds      Neil McConaghy       49.7 18 1473
 2 Moanchester United   Alex Blundell        49.4 32 1416
 3 Bayern Bru           Guy Harewood         49.6 10 1402
 4 Livercoolio          Russell Bielby       50.0 39 1394
 5 Pogboom              Nick and Sam Reed    49.3 23 1360
 6 Inter Milandrover    Smasher              48.3 28 1345
 7 RS-TBOY              Rick Beecroft        49.8 22 1344
 8 Game Of Throw Ins    Craig McHugh         49.0 19 1314
 9 Pyeators             Dave Clayton         50.0 17 1311
10 Brighton Beautiful   Karyn Meaden-Pratt   49.3 26 1284
11 Radnorshire Tigers   Alun Edwards         47.9 26 1263
12 Johnny's Heroes      Sarah Bielby         48.1  8 1249
13 Moobchester United   Jon King             48.5 21 1234
14 Minty's Minions      Minty Colquhoun      49.1 44 1187
15 Irishpool            Mike Smears          49.4 11 1180
16 What's Scotland For? Matilda Larking      49.2 18 1166
17 Ali McMoist          Alison Faulkner      49.3 29 1161
18 Suits You Sur-man    Sarah Bingham        49.3 21 1138
19 Obi Wan Kenobi Nil   Chris Walsh          44.5 33 1097
20 Rushden Academicals 2Malcolm Meaden-Pratt 49.9 39 1071
21 RockRollford United  Edgar Rayner         48.0 10 1059
22 Sheep City           Martyn Field         49.9 34  983
23 Wardy's Wasters      Gavin Ward           49.4 31  941
24 Crystal Phallus      Guy Salter           48.5 31  913


                        Week's Average Points          24.6
                        Total Average Points         1220.2
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T r a n s f e r s   a n d   s t u f f
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Brighton Beautiful
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   From: Karyn Meaden-Pratt
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: Final transfer

Well hello there Mr Chairman Sir,

I have one glorious transfer opportunity left, and naughty Alonso has forced my hand. Please could you kick him out of my squad for me and replace him with his close personal friend 197 Azpilicueta? (And that’s how rumours start…)

Thank you muchly kind Sir.

Lots of love to you and yours.

xxxxxxx

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Chairman responds:
Your transfer was pre-deadline, right on and beautiful.  Righton Beautiful.

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Moobchester United
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   From: Jon King
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: 

Mr chairman, seeing as I have the challenge of overcoming smasher in the semis, I think a few changes are required.

Out with
Walker
Mane
Son

In with
245 Robertson
454 Sterling 
627 Kane

Cheers,
Jon

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Chairman responds:
Your transfer was pre-deadline.  Though, as it turns out, futile.  Moobendous. 


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