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| OFFL Cup: Semi-Finals Week |
This must feel like great preparation for first-time Manager of the Week Bielby as he takes his team into the Semi-Finals of the OFFL Cup this week.
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OFFL Cup
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Semi Finals,Wk 34
Livercoolio v Brighton Beautiful
Russell Bielby Karen Meaden-Pratt
Inter Milandrover v Moobchester United
Smasher Jon King
Yes. We start playing these fixtures tonight. So get your transfers in before 1730hrs.
We are officially running out of weeks.
T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 49.7 64 1455
2 Bayern Bru Guy Harewood 49.6 55 1392
3 Moanchester United Alex Blundell 49.4 64 1384
4 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 50.0 70 1355
5 Pogboom Nick and Sam Reed 49.3 44 1337
6 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 49.8 67 1322
7 Inter Milandrover Smasher 48.3 51 1317
8 Game Of Throw Ins Craig McHugh 49.0 70 1295
9 Pyeators Dave Clayton 50.0 34 1294
10 Brighton Beautiful Karyn Meaden-Pratt 49.1 49 1258
11 Johnny's Heroes Sarah Bielby 48.1 54 1241
12 Radnorshire Tigers Alun Edwards 48.4 60 1237
13 Moobchester United Jon King 47.8 45 1213
14 Irishpool Mike Smears 49.4 41 1169
15 What's Scotland For? Matilda Larking 49.2 64 1148
16 Minty's Minions Minty Colquhoun 49.1 45 1143
17 Ali McMoist Alison Faulkner 49.3 54 1132
18 Suits You Sur-man Sarah Bingham 49.3 63 1117
19 Obi Wan Kenobi Nil Chris Walsh 44.5 46 1064
20 RockRollford United Edgar Rayner 48.0 49 1049
21 Rushden Academicals 2Malcolm Meaden-Pratt 49.9 36 1032
22 Sheep City Martyn Field 49.9 45 949
23 Wardy's Wasters Gavin Ward 49.4 38 910
24 Crystal Phallus Guy Salter 48.5 54 882
Week's Average Points 52.6
Total Average Points 1195.6
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T r a n s f e r s a n d s t u f f
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Irishpool
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From: Mike Smears
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: José’s Rejects
Esteemed Mr President
I find it intolerable that the ManU manager is not punished for his sins and omissions. I propose that you instigate - immediately - a team called “José’s Rejects” and introduce it NOW, with retrospective points awarded. As these players are all rejects and therefore failures, there should be no limit on spending - they can’t cost much ‘cos they’re all failures.
So we start with Mo Salah: on the bench all the time, so HE can’t be any good. Then someone called Kevin de Bruyne - sent back to Belgium; well he couldn't be up to much. I wonder what happened to him. Then there’s Glen Johnson, now fully retired and playing for Stoke. And Petr Cech and Micky-Tarian, who both gave up football altogether and joined Arsenal. Then Rooney and Schneiderlin, who joined some outfit called Evertone - not sure what sport they play. And of course Bertrand, who is spearheading Saint’s descent into the Championship. Sturridge would come along but he’s injured.
I’m sure other, younger, managers can fill in the blanks. So, now, go for it! See to it, Young Man.
Yours blissfully, Brexit from Bassett.
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Chairman responds:
That's quite a team he didn't want. I wonder if there any more, Sir.
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Radnorshire Tigers
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From: Alun Edwards
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject:
Dear [Chair],
I planned to sub back in Heisoneofourown Kane, until Alonso got caught being naughty. So:
OUT
196 DF Alonso, M CHE 4.3
IN
166 DF Kolasinac, S ARS £3.8
Ahthenkooo Ally
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Chairman responds:
An Arsenal defender? Wait for George Graham to take over from Arsene Wenger and then this might have been a good transfer.
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