Wednesday, 11 April 2018

Week 29 & 30: Cupped Moobs

Jon King's Cupped Moobs
Come on, chop chop, we have another week to catch up blah-di-blah....

Manager of the Week is Jon King for his Moobchester United scoring all those 57 points.  Cuppingly good, what?

And talking of cupping Moobs...

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OFFL Cup
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ROUND THREE, Wk 32
           
        Bayern Bru    v    Livercoolio
      Guy Harewood         Russ Bielby
            
 Inter Milandrover    v    RS-TBOY
           Smasher         Rick Beecroft
     
          Pyeators    v    Brighton Beautiful
      Dave Clayton         Karyn Meaden-Pratt
              
Moobchester United    v    Irishpool
          Jon King         Mike Smears



T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                 Manager             (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Neil's Diamonds      Neil McConaghy       49.7 49 1332
 2 Bayern Bru           Guy Harewood         49.6 39 1290
 3 Moanchester United   Alex Blundell        49.4 33 1249
 4 Pogboom              Nick and Sam Reed    49.3 30 1227
 5 RS-TBOY              Rick Beecroft        49.8 46 1205
 6 Livercoolio          Russell Bielby       50.0 51 1205
 7 Pyeators             Dave Clayton         50.0 27 1205
 8 Inter Milandrover    Smasher              48.3 49 1185
 9 Game Of Throw Ins    Craig McHugh         49.0 47 1169
10 Brighton Beautiful   Karyn Meaden-Pratt   49.1 37 1162
11 Johnny's Heroes      Sarah Bielby         48.1 33 1137
12 Moobchester United   Jon King             47.8 57 1117
13 Radnorshire Tigers   Alun Edwards         48.4 49 1113
14 Irishpool            Mike Smears          49.4 41 1087
15 Minty's Minions      Minty Colquhoun      49.1 45 1026
16 What's Scotland For? Matilda Larking      49.2 50 1018
17 Ali McMoist          Alison Faulkner      49.3 43 1004
18 Suits You Sur-man    Sarah Bingham        49.3 31  991
19 Obi Wan Kenobi Nil   Chris Walsh          44.5 34  982
20 Rushden Academicals 2Malcolm Meaden-Pratt 49.9 16  965
21 RockRollford United  Edgar Rayner         48.0 32  947
22 Sheep City           Martyn Field         49.9 34  854
23 Wardy's Wasters      Gavin Ward           49.4 29  829
24 Crystal Phallus      Guy Salter           48.5 34  783


                        Week's Average Points        39.0
                        Total Average Points       1086.8


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T r a n s f e r s   a n d   s t u f f
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Irishpool
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   From: Mike Smears
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: 

Hola Mr Presidente

Shouldn't we have a team consisting exclusively of players Old Jose has failed to motivate in the past? Starting off with De Bruyne and Salah, it could be quite a force.

Brexit from Bassett

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Chairman responds:
It could indeed.  Who else would in there? Romelu Lukaku? Ryan Betrand? 

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