Monday, 18 January 2016

Week 23 & 24: A Terrible Show

A terrible show.
Manager of the Week this week is, of course... Nick Reed whose Guess Hughton scored a massive 28 points.  And Nick joins us live via Satellite from Las Vegas where he's selling second hand self-driving cars... Hello Nick?  How do you feel about winning this week's Manager of the Week certificate?

Hello Nick?  Nick?

I'm sorry we seem to have lost him.

In order to fill the dead air while we find some library footage of a trombone I shall distractingly ask if the January transfer window has brought any intriguing new footballing talent into your team yet?

No?

This is a terrible show.

Cut to the music...

Here's Loopy's new single, 'Gallery of You'
https://soundcloud.com/loopytheband/gallery-of-you/

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Minty's Minions            Minty Colquhoun 51.5  7 239
 2 Inter Milandrover          Smasher         54.8 15 216
 3 Pyeators                   Dave Clayton    55.0 25 213
 4 Guess Hughton              Nick Reed       53.9 28 211
 5 Moobchester United         Jon King        54.9 15 204
 6 RS-TBOY                    Rick Beecroft   52.7  8 203
 7 Livercoolio                Russell Bielby  54.7 10 201
 8 Com-a ma mau papa com-a mauGuy Harewood    53.5 13 191
 9 Seb Blattered Cod          Gavin Ward      52.0  7 184
10 Neil's Diamonds            Neil McConaghy  53.2  1 176
11 Moreton Rovers             Edgar Rayner    54.6 18 176
12 Radnorshire Tigers         Alun Edwards    50.7 11 174
13 The Flying Geese           Mandy Noble     52.9 26 174
14 Old Malcolm Academicals    Malcolm Pratt   54.8 13 174
15 Ali McMoist                Alison Faulkner 51.1 17 169
16 Which Team                 Rachel Jones    53.3 13 166
17 Real Mcdrid                Craig McHugh    51.5 19 165
18 Oak Hamsters               Steve Tierney   51.6 12 158
19 Moanchester United         Alex Blundell   54.9 18 145
20 Irishpool                  Mike Smears     50.3 11 133
21 It's a Snickers FC         Ashley Keeler   51.7 17 115
22 Bad Wolf United            Karyn Meaden    54.1 20  87


                              Week's Average Points    14
                              Total Average Points    176


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T r a n s f e r s   a n d   s t u f f
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Inter Milandrover
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   From: Smasher
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes

OUT
228 FB S Coleman
388 CB G McAuley
506 MF T Walcott
843 ST A Martial

IN
282 L Baines FB EVE
334 P Wollscheid CB STO
558 D Payet        MF WH
601 D Costa        ST CHE

Dangerous

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Chairman responds:
Highly dangerous.  And unexpected.


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