Rick Beecroft and Alun Edwards please awkwardly step forward to jointly accept your Manager of the Week certificate.
RS-TBOY and Radnorshire Tigers each scored 14 points.
And with the OFFL Cup beginning soon, have YOU made sure your team are firing on all cylinders...
A biography of Louis Van Goal is up for grabs don't forget - let's hope he's still in his job by the time of the Final.
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OFFL Cup
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Weeks 21 & 22
Group A Manager Value
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Minty's Minions Minty Colquhoun 51.5
Moobchester United Jon King 54.9
Seb Blattered Cod Gavin Ward 54.3
The Flying Geese Mandy Noble 53.9
Which Team Rachel Jones 53.3
It's a Snickers FC Ashley Keeler 49.6
Group B Manager Value
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Pyeators Dave Clayton 53.7
Livercoolio Russell Bielby 54.7
Moreton Rovers Edgar Rayner 54.6
Radnorshire Tigers Alun Edwards 55.0
Irishpool Mike Smears 52.0
Bad Wolf United Karyn Meaden 54.1
Group C Manager Value
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Inter Milandrover Smasher 54.8
Guess Hughton Nick Reed 53.9
Old Malcolm Academicals Malcolm Pratt 54.8
Real Mcdrid Craig McHugh 51.5
Oak Hamsters Steve Tierney 51.3
Group D Manager Value
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Com-a ma mau papa com-a ma Guy Harewood 52.1
RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 51.4
Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 53.2
Ali McMoist Alison Faulkner 54.9
Moanchester United Alex Blundell 54.9
The top four teams from each group go through. Results from Weeks 21 & 22 will be used.
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T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Minty's Minions Minty Colquhoun 51.5 2 190
2 Inter Milandrover Smasher 54.8 7 158
3 Pyeators Dave Clayton 53.7 2 157
4 Com-a ma mau papa com-a mauGuy Harewood 52.1 1 145
5 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 54.7 2 144
6 Moobchester United Jon King 54.9 0 144
7 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 51.4 14 142
8 Guess Hughton Nick Reed 53.9 5 136
9 Seb Blattered Cod Gavin Ward 54.3 8 136
10 Old Malcolm Academicals Malcolm Pratt 54.8 5 127
11 Moreton Rovers Edgar Rayner 54.6 3 125
12 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 53.2 6 124
13 Radnorshire Tigers Alun Edwards 55.0 14 122
14 The Flying Geese Mandy Noble 53.9 12 120
15 Ali McMoist Alison Faulkner 54.9 10 115
16 Real Mcdrid Craig McHugh 51.5 9 114
17 Which Team Rachel Jones 53.3 7 111
18 Irishpool Mike Smears 52.0 0 102
19 Oak Hamsters Steve Tierney 51.3 7 100
20 Moanchester United Alex Blundell 54.9 7 89
21 It's a Snickers FC Ashley Keeler 49.6 1 61
22 Bad Wolf United Karyn Meaden 54.1 5 57
Week's Average Points 5
Total Average Points 123
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T r a n s f e r s a n d s t u f f
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Which Team
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From: Rachel Jones
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: Re: Edgar Rayner's Moreton Rovers
Oh how the mighty have fallen!!!!
With best regards,
Rachel Jones
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Chairman responds:
The Mighty? AND your Which Team would actually have to rise six places to get to where he's fallen. But apart from that... gloat away.
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It's A Snickers
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From: Ashley Keeler
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject:
Hmm. This isn't going well... but with a vote of confidence from the board buoying my sprits I'm ready to fail in the cup too.
Can we just start this season again please?
OUT
105 B MyHill
394 A Williams
596 R Brady
209 M Haidara
302 L Koscielny
IN
138 P Cech
206 M Monreal
331 S Dann
336 V Kompany
445 R Mahrez
All the best to the chairman,
Ashley
It's a Snickers
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Chairman responds:
It's always about half way through the season that you seem to come out of managerial hibernation. Such a disappointment.
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[After Transfer Deadline]
Radnorshire Tigers
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From: Alun Edwards
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject:
Dear Chairman,
For too many weeks we have been getting as many shots on target as a Villa striker, and my scouts are telling me about a young talent from Leicester. With mention of the cup - my own particular forte - I will send these transfers in before anyone else hears about this Vardy chap. You never know he might even score one of these days?
Team 4: Radnorshire Tigers
OUT:
207 FB K Trippier TOT 4.0
473 MF M Depay MU 5.4
506 MF T Walcott ARS 5.4
553 MF G Sigurdsson SWA 4.6
843 ST A Martial MU 6.9
684 ST S Aguero MC 8.4
IN:
280 A Kolarov FB MC £4.6
545 Willian MF CHE £4.2
445 R Mahrez MF LEI £3.8
836 K De Bruyne MF MC £5.4
719 R Lukaku ST EVE £6.8
614 J Vardy ST LEI £5.6
Thank you, Ally
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Chairman responds:
In a week where you win the Manager of the Week certificate you turf out half your team. Probably wise if you're going to defend that Cup title.
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