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| OMG Chairman's eaten too much again |
Also worthy of note is RS-TBOY jumping into third place in the league with a score of 25 points helping push Livercoolio down into sixth.
Happy New Year and all that.
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OFFL Cup
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First Round Group Stage So Far
Group A Value Wk21 Wk22 Total
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Which Team 53.3 21 21
Moobchester United 54.9 19 19
Minty's Minions 51.5 17 17
The Flying Geese 53.9 16 16
Seb Blattered Cod 54.3 15 15 To Go Out
It's a Snickers FC 51.7 10 10 To Go Out
Group B Wk21 Wk22 Total
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Radnorshire Tigers 50.7 20 20
Pyeators 53.7 15 15
Moreton Rovers 54.6 15 15
Livercoolio 54.7 14 14
Irishpool 52.0 5 5 To Go Out
Bad Wolf United 54.1 4 4 To Go Out
Group C Wk21 Wk22 Total
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Guess Hughton 53.9 28 28
Old Malcolm Academicals 54.8 19 19
Inter Milandrover 54.8 17 17
Oak Hamsters 51.6 13 13
Real Mcdrid 51.5 11 11 To Go Out
Group D Wk21 Wk22 Total
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Neil's Diamonds 53.2 32 32
Ali McMoist 51.1 25 25
RS-TBOY 51.4 25 25
Moanchester United 54.9 20 20
Com-a ma mau papa com-a mau 52.1 9 9 To Go Out
T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Minty's Minions Minty Colquhoun 51.5 17 227
2 Inter Milandrover Smasher 54.8 17 191
3 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 51.4 25 185
4 Pyeators Dave Clayton 53.7 15 185
5 Moobchester United Jon King 54.9 19 182
6 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 54.7 14 178
7 Com-a ma mau papa com-a mauGuy Harewood 52.1 9 172
8 Guess Hughton Nick Reed 53.9 28 168
9 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 53.2 32 167
10 Seb Blattered Cod Gavin Ward 54.3 15 159
11 Moreton Rovers Edgar Rayner 54.6 15 149
12 Old Malcolm Academicals Malcolm Pratt 54.8 19 149
13 Radnorshire Tigers Alun Edwards 50.7 20 145
14 Ali McMoist Alison Faulkner 51.1 25 143
15 Real Mcdrid Craig McHugh 51.5 11 141
16 Which Team Rachel Jones 53.3 21 140
17 Oak Hamsters Steve Tierney 51.6 13 138
18 The Flying Geese Mandy Noble 53.9 16 138
19 Irishpool Mike Smears 52.0 5 115
20 Moanchester United Alex Blundell 54.9 20 115
21 It's a Snickers FC Ashley Keeler 51.7 10 88
22 Bad Wolf United Karyn Meaden 54.1 4 58
Week's Average Points 16
Total Average Points 151
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T r a n s f e r s a n d s t u f f
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Before deadline
Oak Hamsters
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From: Steve Tierney
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
How do
1st transfer of season.
Can I swap pelle for Lukaku please (719)
Ho Ho Ho
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Chairman responds:
Consider it done. It's the Cup you're after isn't it? Let's face it.
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Irishpool
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From: Mike Smears
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject:
Right, Mr Presidente
I've had enough of this nonsense. Nearly bottom of the league. If the world cant pay me the respect a man of my years deserves, there will have to be changes. So please will you eject the following outcasts with suitable words of condemnation, and usher in the incomers with warning words that they too will be for the chop unless they restore me to my rightful place at the top of the league:
OUT
121 Hart
266 Sagna
315 Stones
553 Sigurdsson
624 Sanchez
IN
138 Cech
206 Monreal
313 Shawcross
445 Mahrez
719 Lukaku
I shall be ruthless from now on. Let the world be warned
And may i wish your good self, your family, and all the other managers a very happy Christmas and New year.
Yours ruthlessly,
Blissful from Bassett
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Chairman responds:
Too ruth. Lose some ruth. Though it's always nice to be wished a Happy Christmas. You too, Sir.
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Com-a ma mau papa com-a mau
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From: Guy Harewood
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject:
Happy Crimbo Chair-chump,
Couple of festive swapsies please.
Oot with Clyne and Payet
In with Walker (264) and Ozil (575).
Ta muchly,
Ray
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Chairman responds:
Of course, the pleasure is all Clyne.
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Seb Blattered Cod
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From: Gavin Ward
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: Turkey transfers
Happy Christmas, most gracious and honourable chairman. I hope all is well and there has been peace about your home during this festive season. If not, then you’re no worse off than the rest of us. May family has insisted on visiting… constantly, regardless of how much effort I put into being an ungracious host.
It’s put me in a right mood and as such it’s befitting that I take it out on my team (I await an apology from them and the press)
Out:
684
ST S Aguero
736
ST S Berahino
245
FB C Azpilicueta
248
FB C Soares
In:
614
ST J Vardy
719
ST R Lukaku
264
FB K Walker
266
FB B Sagna
There’s little doubt that this will see peaks and troughs in each players performance to ensure I lose more ground in the league but I have more transfers to use up yet, roll on the transfer window…
Bet Slatter…
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Chairman responds:
Troughs. It'll be mainly troughs.
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