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We thought this nonsense had stopped. We hinted as much in the last edition of Studmarks. But, clearly, it hasn't...
Another Manager of the Week certificate win, another new team at the top. 29 points this week sees Smasher lodged up in the League's loftiest of locales, oh lumme.
This must mean we have a very tight league this season. Certainly in these early stages - and when we say early, we're ignoring the fact that we're already playing out Week 13. Gosh. Week 13, eh? It'll be OFFL Cup soon and OMG Chairman hasn't even managed to source an appropriate prize yet.
And, cupping a hand to our ear, we theatrically ask "what's that?" Can we hear the faint jingle-jangle of seasonal tintinnabulation a-tinkling in the chinkling chilly distance?*
*All words in this sentence actually probably exist.
In the meantime... highest climbers are Mr Bielby's Livercoolio [up 8 into Fourteenth] while farthest fallers are Mr Borret's Dowds Farm Goblins [down 9 into Twelfth].
Ooh, and just remember everyone... hope is not lost. Current Champions, Minty's Minions, are only 22 points behind the leaders and they're in Eleventh!
It is indeed a marathon and not a sprint. Maybe we should remember that. Write it down somewhere or something.
Happy Birthday to Craig McHugh by the way [Saturday] and Ali Larking [Sunday]. And belatedly to Neil McConaghy and Guy Harewood [Week 9 & 10].
Now, everyone look at Chris Walsh. Everyone, go on. STARE AT HIM.
T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Inter Milandrover Smasher 54.9 29 119
2 Pyeators Dave Clayton 55.0 20 114
3 Absolutely Fabregas Sarah Bingham 54.8 12 113
4 Moanchester United Alex Blundell 54.9 19 109
5 Shutdown FC Sam Reed 54.4 4 104
6 Epic Yellowz Stanley/Kate Wilson 54.8 18 104
7 Big Girl's Blouses Guy Harewood 54.6 16 102
8 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 53.9 14 101
9 Starpratt Mustgo Malcolm Meaden-Pratt 55.0 17 99
10 Johnny's Heroes Sarah Bielby 54.6 10 98
11 Minty's Minions Minty Colquhoun 54.6 12 97
12 Dowds Farm Goblins Nick Borrett 55.0 1 97
13 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 55.0 8 92
14 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 54.8 23 90
15 Toby's Gang Toby Larking 55.0 7 90
16 Bourneslippy Karyn Meaden-Pratt 53.7 6 88
17 Irishpool Mike Smears 55.0 8 87
18 Roll all the dice FC Gavin Ward 54.9 15 86
19 Guess Hughton Nick Reed 54.3 11 82
20 It's A Snickers Ashley Keeler 54.9 13 80
21 Game Of Throw Ins Craig McHugh 54.9 7 80
22 Moobchester United Jon King 54.7 15 77
23 Crystal Phallus Guy Salter 54.1 7 76
24 The Flying Geese Mandy Noble 54.8 5 72
25 Radnorshire Tigers Alun Edwards 54.9 12 72
26 Sheep City Martyn Field 53.9 13 53
27 Moreton Rovers Edgar Rayner 55.0 16 48
28 Ali McMoist Ali Larking 46.8 8 41
29 Obi Wan Kenobi Nil Chris Walsh 46.1 0 6
Week's Average Points 11
Total Average Points 85
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T r a n s f e r s a n d s t u f f
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Absolutely Fabregas
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From: Sarah Bingham
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: Team changes
Sir, from ones residence in Indonesia, may I hastily make the following changes? One would hate to be toppled!!
With thanks,
Ab-Fab
MWAH
(??)
Out
Gk 133 butland sto
Fb 179 odubajo hul
Cb 299 williams swa
Mf 453 tadic sot
Mf 478 alli tot
In
Gk 104 boruc bou
Fb 623 holebas eve
Cb 286 v djik sot
Mf 325 walcott ars
Mf 406 lallana liv
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Chairman responds:
With respect to the publishing time-delay on these posts... You've been toppled, ol' gal.
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Crystal Phallus
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From: Guy "Mr Bingham" Salter
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: Changes
Lying in bed and noticed the Mrs has been beavering away on her team - and seeing as she is giving us all a good spanking i thought 'The Phallus' needed some tweaking.....
so i would like to make the following changes
214 Van Aardvark for 151 Bellerin
230 Dawson for 640 Alonso
291 Wollscheit for 310 McAuley
324 Ramsey for 421 Sterling
346 Fabregas for 406 Lallana
Hopefully that has given you some good puerile fodder for your weekly 'carry on' writings - plus hopefully leaves me nothing to change until well into the new year
Good day to you
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Chairman responds:
Lying in bed? With the Mrs? Disgusting. Careful she doesn't distract you from your hard managerial work. Anyone would think you're not taking this League seriously.
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