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| Dave Clayton has the best defence |
That forced comparison edges us closer to our point, yes, 55 points have been amassed by Dave Clayton's Goalkeeper, his Full Backs and his Centrebacks combined which has contributed to the Pyeators' overall table-topping total of 133 points. This takes The Clayt, as he probably isn't known by his friends, to the Number One spot in the League AND earns him that special, albeit specious, comparison with the newly elected leader of the 'Free World'.
Joint Manager of the Week, Alex Blundell, shuffles and whinges his way into Second by steering his Moanchester United to a large weekly haul of 23 points. He shares the Manager of the Week certificate with latecomer and former OFFL Champions Sheep City's manager, Martyn Field. The Sheep have climbed no places to remain in twenty-sixth place.
And the Manager of the Month for October? Who dat den?
Pos.Team Oct Total
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1 Pyeators 60
5 Neil's Diamonds 55
21 The Flying Geese 48
15 Big Girl's Blouses 46
14 Livercoolio 43
4 Inter Milandrover 42
2 Moanchester United 39
3 Absolutely Fabregas 37
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26 Sheep City 19
22 Game Of Throw Ins 18
15 Toby's Gang 17
11 RS-TBOY 15
29 Obi Wan Kenobi Nil 4
That's it for this week. Now go home and get some sleep.
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Pyeators Dave Clayton 55.0 19 133
2 Moanchester United Alex Blundell 54.9 23 132
3 Absolutely Fabregas Sarah Bingham 55.0 15 128
4 Inter Milandrover Smasher 54.9 7 126
5 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 53.9 14 115
6 Epic Yellowz Stanley/Kate Wilson 54.8 11 115
7 Johnny's Heroes Sarah Bielby 54.6 14 112
8 Shutdown FC Sam Reed 54.4 7 111
9 Dowds Farm Goblins Nick Borrett 55.0 10 107
10 Minty's Minions Minty Colquhoun 54.6 8 105
11 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 55.0 12 104
12 Irishpool Mike Smears 55.0 16 103
13 Starpratt Mustgo Malcolm Meaden-Pratt 55.0 4 103
14 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 54.8 12 102
15 Big Girl's Blouses Guy Harewood 54.6 -2 100
16 Toby's Gang Toby Larking 55.0 10 100
17 Crystal Phallus Guy Salter 54.7 22 98
18 Bourneslippy Karyn Meaden-Pratt 53.7 7 95
19 Guess Hughton Nick Reed 54.3 13 95
20 It's A Snickers Ashley Keeler 54.9 13 93
21 The Flying Geese Mandy Noble 54.8 17 89
22 Game Of Throw Ins Craig McHugh 54.9 8 88
23 Roll all the dice FC Gavin Ward 54.9 2 88
24 Radnorshire Tigers Alun Edwards 54.9 14 86
25 Moobchester United Jon King 54.7 8 85
26 Sheep City Martyn Field 53.9 23 76
27 Moreton Rovers Edgar Rayner 55.0 6 54
28 Ali McMoist Ali Larking 46.8 9 50
29 Obi Wan Kenobi Nil Chris Walsh 46.1 5 11
Week's Average Points 11
Total Average Points 96
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T r a n s f e r s a n d s t u f f
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Dowds Farm Goblins
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From: Nick Borrett
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject:
Evening Chairman,
As a few of the Goblins don't seem to be turning up to work any more, it's time to get them out and get some fresh Goblins in. No sense of desperation whatsoever.
Out - Alderweireld 300
Out - Iheanacho 560
Out - Payet 516
Out - Cazorla 317
In - Koscielny 238
In - Defoe 577
In - Hazard 347
In - Stanislas 337
Thanks,
Nick
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Chairman responds:
Quite right too. Better late than never and all that.
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