Thursday 27 October 2016

Week 11: Shutdown Shoots Up

Sam Reed: one of our youngest managers
Earlier this season, winning the Manager of the Week certificate meant automatic top spot occupancy.  The last few weeks have stopped all that nonsense of course but this week it looked, for a moment, like it was going to happen one last time for one of our youngest managers.  Sam Reed's Shutdown FC decided to put a random 25-point spurt on this week and leapfrog to the 100-point mark while pinching the Manager of the Week certificate along the way.  Sam's Shutdown shot up eleven places in the table to land with an imposing thud into Second place.  Marvellous to see such young talent, fecund with potential, setting itself up for the inevitable ultimate disappointment, future adult disillusionment and bitter self-destruction.

Enjoy it while you can, Sam.  While-you-can.

Meanwhile, Chris Walsh continues conjuring with his mysterious magic by netting another negative point-haul pushing Obi Wan Kenobi Nil even further away from the rest of the league.  Nearly back at zero, Chris.  Nearly.

Farthest faller... Big Mally.  Down five places.  Shocking.

Righto.  Tinkety Tonk.

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Absolutely Fabregas  Sarah Bingham        54.8  6 101
 2 Shutdown FC          Sam Reed             54.4 25 100
 3 Dowds Farm Goblins   Nick Borrett         55.0 11  96
 4 Pyeators             Dave Clayton         55.0 14  94
 5 Moanchester United   Alex Blundell        54.9  9  90
 6 Inter Milandrover    Smasher              54.9  7  90
 7 Johnny's Heroes      Sarah Bielby         54.6  4  88
 8 Neil's Diamonds      Neil McConaghy       53.9 12  87
 9 Big Girl's Blouses   Guy Harewood         54.6  8  86
10 Epic Yellowz         Stanley/Kate Wilson  54.8  7  86
11 Minty's Minions      Minty Colquhoun      54.6  9  85
12 RS-TBOY              Rick Beecroft        55.0  7  84
13 Toby's Gang          Toby Larking         55.0  8  83
14 Bourneslippy         Karyn Meaden-Pratt   53.7 11  82
15 Starpratt Mustgo     Malcolm Meaden-Pratt 55.0  5  82
16 Irishpool            Mike Smears          55.0 16  79
17 Game Of Throw Ins    Craig McHugh         54.9  7  73
18 Guess Hughton        Nick Reed            54.3  6  71
19 Roll all the dice FC Gavin Ward           54.9  4  71
20 Crystal Phallus      Guy Salter           54.1  4  69
21 The Flying Geese     Mandy Noble          54.8 14  67
22 Livercoolio          Russell Bielby       54.8 10  67
23 It's A Snickers      Ashley Keeler        54.9  3  67
24 Moobchester United   Jon King             54.7  5  62
25 Radnorshire Tigers   Alun Edwards         54.9  6  60
26 Sheep City           Martyn Field         53.9  3  40
27 Ali McMoist          Ali Larking          46.8  6  33
28 Moreton Rovers       Edgar Rayner         55.0  6  32
29 Obi Wan Kenobi Nil   Chris Walsh          46.1 -2   6


                        Week's Average Points          7
                        Total Average Points          73
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