Week 30: Do we have a Champions League Radar?

Nick Reed
[Say what you see]

Manager of the Week is Nick Reed, 24 points. Mr Reed's been sneaking his Stay Poyet Stay! under the radar into the Champions League places.  Has anyone else noticed?

And this week we're playing the Second Round of the OFFL Cup.  You remember the OFFL Cup don't you?



OFFL Cup Second Round


          Upmintster United  v Radnorshire Tigers
          Minty                Alun
          
         Chi'Knees Czechers  v Livercoolio
         George                Russell
         
         Decimated Left Peg  v Stay Poyet Stay!
         Neil                  Nick
         
                  Big Mally  v BM Mingmongs
                  Mal          Neil
                  
         Lashings of Cheese  v Norma Snockers FC
         Chris                 Sarah
         
                   Phillham  v Poyekhali
                   Filip       Lester
                   
         Freddie's Dreamers  v Double's United
         Francis               Rachel
         
    Shamone Muddy Funksters  v Woolyback Town AFC
    Dave                       Guy




T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Norma Snockers FC      Sarah Bingham       54.7 13 359
 2 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             53.2 19 329
 3 Stay Poyet Stay!       Nick Reed           53.0 24 318
 4 ADFC                   Adriana Chittelboro 53.7 13 317
 5 Shamone Muddy FunkstersDave Clayton        54.9 21 306
 6 Sheep City             Martyn Field        54.5  7 304
 7 Decimated Left Peg     Neil Jukes          53.8 10 292
 8 BM Mingmongs           Neil McConaghy      53.8  6 289
 8 Livercoolio            Russell Bielby      54.1 15 289
 8 Upmintster United      Minty Colquhoun     54.1  5 289

Week 29: OFFL Cup Second Round Draw

Manager of the Week is Neil Jukes of Decimated Left Peg.  His bunch of limp losers notched up a portly 21 points moving his team up two places.  Hmmm.

Careful Mr Keeler.  You're going down.

And don't forget... there be prizes to be won...

OFFL Cup Second Round

         Upmintster United   v Radnorshire Tigers

         Minty                 Alun

          

         Chi'Knees Czechers  v Livercoolio

         George                Russell

         

         Decimated Left Peg  v Stay Poyet Stay!

         Neil                  Nick

         

                  Big Mally  v BM Mingmongs

                  Mal          Neil

                  

         Lashings of Cheese  v Norma Snockers FC

         Chris                 Sarah

         

                   Phillham  v Poyekhali

                   Filip       Lester

                   

         Freddie's Dreamers  v Double's United

         Francis               Rachel

         

    Shamone Muddy Funksters  v Woolyback Town AFC

    Dave                       Guy

The fixtures will take place over Week 31.

And that's enough from us this week, don't you think?

T h e   T a b l e

                                            Value Points

   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot

 --------------------------------------------------------

 1 Norma Snockers FC      Sarah Bingham       54.7 19 346

 2 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             54.9  9 310

 3 ADFC                   Adriana Chittelboro 53.7 18 304

 4 Sheep City             Martyn Field        54.5  9 297

 5 Stay Poyet Stay!       Nick Reed           53.0 17 294

 6 Shamone Muddy FunkstersDave Clayton        54.9 17 285

 7 Upmintster United      Minty Colquhoun     54.1 17 284

 8 BM Mingmongs           Neil McConaghy      53.8 15 283

 9 Decimated Left Peg     Neil Jukes          53.8 21 282

10 Chi'Knees Czechers     Jirka Opatrny       55.0 13 279

Week 28: OFFL Cup 2nd Round Draw

OFFL Cup Second Round

          Upmintster United  v Radnorshire Tigers
         Chi'Knees Czechers  v Livercoolio
         Decimated Left Peg  v Stay Poyet Stay!
                  Big Mally  v BM Mingmongs
         Lashings of Cheese  v Norma Snockers FC
                   Phillham  v Poyekhali
         Freddie's Dreamers  v Double's United
    Shamone Muddy Funksters  v Woolyback Town AFC

The fixtures will take place over Week 31

Week 27: "Feigning Handshakes" by Patrice Evra

Manager of the Week [for the third time] with a scorage of 22 points is Alun Edwards.  His Radnorshire Tigers uses the pointage to climb up two places in the league.  They're now in the magical top ten.

Meanwhile, the fight at the top hots up as Inter Milandrover makes up ground in the form of 5 points on the lead held by Norma Snockers FC.

Talking of fights, look at that bottom four! All within 13 points of each other. Can Messrs Ward and Blundell continue their catching up on Keeler and Larking? The Wooden Spoon awaits.

And while we're on the subject of losers.  Everyone take a swift peep at the weekly score of three-times Manager of the Week Winner Adriana Chittelborough.  [May OFFL Chairman teach us humility].

Second Round Draw for the OFFL Cup comes next week. It'll be announced, fixture by fixture, on Twitter, Live.

It's all so overwhelmingly exciting that we, here at OFFL HQ, have just let out a bit of wee.

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Norma Snockers FC      Sarah Bingham       54.7  4 327
 2 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             54.9  9 301
 3 Sheep City             Martyn Field        54.5 21 288
 4 ADFC                   Adriana Chittelboro 53.7  0 286
 5 Stay Poyet Stay!       Nick Reed           53.0 13 277
 6 BM Mingmongs           Neil McConaghy      53.8  1 268
 6 Shamone Muddy FunkstersDave Clayton        54.9  1 268
 8 Upmintster United      Minty Colquhoun     54.1  4 267
 9 Chi'Knees Czechers     Jirka Opatrny       55.0  5 266
10 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        54.8 22 264

Week 26: The OFFL Cup First Round

The OFFL Cup Runners Up Prize on offer this year

Chi'Knees Czechers fall four places while Radnorshire Tigers jump three.

Meanwhile, Second Place changes hands as Norma Snockers extend their First Place lead at the top of the table.

We can hear the boos echoing round the corridors of OFFL HQ.

The OFFL CUP 2012
Thanks to last year's Cup winner, Craig McHugh, a donation of a Cup Winners Prize landed on Our Chairman's desk earlier in the season.  And like last season there's a runners up prize too.

Click here [http://j.mp/zpilrb] for a picture of Fabio Capello with Rafa Benitez.  I mean Craig McHugh.  To whom we are most grateful.

First Prize: AllStars Football Book from 1975, intro by Colin Todd
Second Prize: a CD of popular Football anthems

You've got to be in it to win it of course, so have you made it through to the 2nd Round?

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The OFFL Cup
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First Round. Results.

                The WWMC  12 v 22  Decimated Left Peg
               Big Mally  18 v  9  Vonder Bramen
         Double's United  19 v  6  Real Mannsdid
      Chi'Knees Czechers  20 v 14  Sheep City
      Woolyback Town AFC  17 v 16  Irishpool
             Real McDrid  22 v 37  Stay Poyet Stay!
               Poyekhali  11 v  7  Wardy's Wanderers
   All Hail The Chairman  19 v 23  Phillham
      Freddie's Dreamers  20 v 15  Shivam's Sneakers
          Moreton United  20 v 37  Upmintster United
             Moanchester   8 v 42  Norma Snockers FC
      Radnorshire Tigers  30 v 28  ADFC
 Shamone Muddy Funksters  31 v  5  RS T-Boy

     -----------------------
     Lashings of Cheese   17
        It's A Snickers   16
      Pathetic Athletic   15
     -----------------------
            Livercoolio   36*
      Inter Milandrover   36
            Pompey Puss   15 
     -----------------------
           BM Mingmongs   31
        Johnny's Heroes   19
      Moobchester United  18

* through on Points Per Pound

Congratulations, therefore, to...

Alun Edwards
Chris Walsh
Dave Clayton
Filip Vejdovský
Francis Fox
Guy Harewood
Jirka Opatrny
Lester Clark
Malcolm Pratt
Minty Colquhoun
Neil Jukes
Neil McConaghy
Nick Reed
Rachel Jones
Russell Bielby
Sarah Bingham

...who are all through to the next round.

Current holders and donor of this year's prize, Real McDrid, have been booted out of the competition in the first round.  Also of note are the exits of 2nd, 3rd and 4th placers, Inter Milandrover, ADFC and Sheep City respectively. Sarah Bingham's Norma Snockers FC are on target for that elusive Double.

Manager of the Week is Sarah Bingham. Bingbong steered the young impressionable lads of Norma Snockers FC to a massive score of 42 points


T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Norma Snockers FC      Sarah Bingham       54.7 42 323
 2 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             54.9 36 292
 3 ADFC                   Adriana Chittelboro 53.7 28 286
 4 BM Mingmongs           Neil McConaghy      53.8 31 267
 4 Sheep City             Martyn Field        54.5 14 267
 4 Shamone Muddy FunkstersDave Clayton        54.9 31 267
 7 Stay Poyet Stay!       Nick Reed           53.0 37 264
 8 Upmintster United      Minty Colquhoun     54.1 37 263
 9 Chi'Knees Czechers     Jirka Opatrny       55.0 20 261
10 Livercoolio            Russell Bielby      54.1 36 256