Monday 6 February 2012

Week 26: The OFFL Cup First Round


The OFFL Cup Runners Up Prize on offer this year
Chi'Knees Czechers fall four places while Radnorshire Tigers jump three.

Meanwhile, Second Place changes hands as Norma Snockers extend their First Place lead at the top of the table.

We can hear the boos echoing round the corridors of OFFL HQ.

The OFFL CUP 2012
Thanks to last year's Cup winner, Craig McHugh, a donation of a Cup Winners Prize landed on Our Chairman's desk earlier in the season.  And like last season there's a runners up prize too.

Click here [http://j.mp/zpilrb] for a picture of Fabio Capello with Rafa Benitez.  I mean Craig McHugh.  To whom we are most grateful.

First Prize: AllStars Football Book from 1975, intro by Colin Todd
Second Prize: a CD of popular Football anthems

You've got to be in it to win it of course, so have you made it through to the 2nd Round?

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The OFFL Cup
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First Round. Results.

                The WWMC  12 v 22  Decimated Left Peg
               Big Mally  18 v  9  Vonder Bramen
         Double's United  19 v  6  Real Mannsdid
      Chi'Knees Czechers  20 v 14  Sheep City
      Woolyback Town AFC  17 v 16  Irishpool
             Real McDrid  22 v 37  Stay Poyet Stay!
               Poyekhali  11 v  7  Wardy's Wanderers
   All Hail The Chairman  19 v 23  Phillham
      Freddie's Dreamers  20 v 15  Shivam's Sneakers
          Moreton United  20 v 37  Upmintster United
             Moanchester   8 v 42  Norma Snockers FC
      Radnorshire Tigers  30 v 28  ADFC
 Shamone Muddy Funksters  31 v  5  RS T-Boy

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     Lashings of Cheese   17
        It's A Snickers   16
      Pathetic Athletic   15
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            Livercoolio   36*
      Inter Milandrover   36
            Pompey Puss   15 
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           BM Mingmongs   31
        Johnny's Heroes   19
      Moobchester United  18

* through on Points Per Pound


Congratulations, therefore, to...

Alun Edwards
Chris Walsh
Dave Clayton
Filip Vejdovský
Francis Fox
Guy Harewood
Jirka Opatrny
Lester Clark
Malcolm Pratt
Minty Colquhoun
Neil Jukes
Neil McConaghy
Nick Reed
Rachel Jones
Russell Bielby
Sarah Bingham

...who are all through to the next round.

Current holders and donor of this year's prize, Real McDrid, have been booted out of the competition in the first round.  Also of note are the exits of 2nd, 3rd and 4th placers, Inter Milandrover, ADFC and Sheep City respectively. Sarah Bingham's Norma Snockers FC are on target for that elusive Double.

Manager of the Week is Sarah Bingham. Bingbong steered the young impressionable lads of Norma Snockers FC to a massive score of 42 points



T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Norma Snockers FC      Sarah Bingham       54.7 42 323
 2 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             54.9 36 292
 3 ADFC                   Adriana Chittelboro 53.7 28 286
 4 BM Mingmongs           Neil McConaghy      53.8 31 267
 4 Sheep City             Martyn Field        54.5 14 267
 4 Shamone Muddy FunkstersDave Clayton        54.9 31 267
 7 Stay Poyet Stay!       Nick Reed           53.0 37 264
 8 Upmintster United      Minty Colquhoun     54.1 37 263
 9 Chi'Knees Czechers     Jirka Opatrny       55.0 20 261
10 Livercoolio            Russell Bielby      54.1 36 256

11 Decimated Left Peg     Neil Jukes          55.0 22 249
12 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        54.8 30 242
13 Big Mally              Malcolm Pratt       54.7 18 238
14 All Hail The Chairman  Rob Ivison          55.0 19 234
15 Lashings of Cheese     Chris Walsh         54.9 17 231
16 Moreton United         Edgar Rayner        54.2 20 230
17 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.6 19 227
18 Phillham               Filip Vejdovský     54.3 23 225
18 Shivam's Sneakers      Shivam Mehta        54.9 15 225
20 Moobchester United     Jon King            52.4 18 216
21 Double's United        Rachel Jones        54.8 19 213
22 Real McDrid            Craig McHugh        55.0 22 208
22 Poyekhali              Lester Clark        55.0 11 208
24 The WWMC               Steve Tierney       54.2 12 200
25 Woolyback Town AFC     Guy Harewood        54.9 17 199
26 RS T-Boy               Rick Beecroft       55.0  5 194
27 Freddie's Dreamers     Francis Fox         55.0 20 190
28 Irishpool              Mike Smears         54.1 16 188
29 Pathetic Athletic      Mark Weavers        53.7 15 170
30 Vonder Bramen          Alan Betteridge     49.5  9 169
31 Real Mannsdid          Dan Manns           55.0  6 163
32 Pompey Puss            Lionel Larking      55.0 15 153
33 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler       54.7 16 152
34 Moanchester            Alex Blundell       54.8  8 137
35 Wardy's Wanderers      Gavin Ward          54.5  7 136


                          Week's Average Points        20
                          Total Average Points        221
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