Week 27: "Feigning Handshakes" by Patrice Evra

Manager of the Week [for the third time] with a scorage of 22 points is Alun Edwards.  His Radnorshire Tigers uses the pointage to climb up two places in the league.  They're now in the magical top ten.

Meanwhile, the fight at the top hots up as Inter Milandrover makes up ground in the form of 5 points on the lead held by Norma Snockers FC.

Talking of fights, look at that bottom four! All within 13 points of each other. Can Messrs Ward and Blundell continue their catching up on Keeler and Larking? The Wooden Spoon awaits.

And while we're on the subject of losers.  Everyone take a swift peep at the weekly score of three-times Manager of the Week Winner Adriana Chittelborough.  [May OFFL Chairman teach us humility].

Second Round Draw for the OFFL Cup comes next week. It'll be announced, fixture by fixture, on Twitter, Live.

It's all so overwhelmingly exciting that we, here at OFFL HQ, have just let out a bit of wee.

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                  Manager            (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Norma Snockers FC      Sarah Bingham       54.7  4 327
 2 Inter Milandrover      Smasher             54.9  9 301
 3 Sheep City             Martyn Field        54.5 21 288
 4 ADFC                   Adriana Chittelboro 53.7  0 286
 5 Stay Poyet Stay!       Nick Reed           53.0 13 277
 6 BM Mingmongs           Neil McConaghy      53.8  1 268
 6 Shamone Muddy FunkstersDave Clayton        54.9  1 268
 8 Upmintster United      Minty Colquhoun     54.1  4 267
 9 Chi'Knees Czechers     Jirka Opatrny       55.0  5 266
10 Radnorshire Tigers     Alun Edwards        54.8 22 264


11 Decimated Left Peg     Neil Jukes          53.8 12 261
12 Livercoolio            Russell Bielby      54.1  1 257
13 All Hail The Chairman  Rob Ivison          55.0 10 244
14 Big Mally              Malcolm Pratt       54.7  5 243
15 Moreton United         Edgar Rayner        54.2  8 238
16 Johnny's Heroes        Sarah-Jane John     54.6 10 237
17 Lashings of Cheese     Chris Walsh         54.9  5 236
18 Shivam's Sneakers      Shivam Mehta        54.9  6 231
19 Moobchester United     Jon King            52.4 14 230
19 Phillham               Filip Vejdovský     54.3  5 230
21 Poyekhali              Lester Clark        55.0 19 227
22 Double's United        Rachel Jones        54.8 13 226
23 Woolyback Town AFC     Guy Harewood        54.9 19 218
24 Real McDrid            Craig McHugh        55.0  6 214
25 The WWMC               Steve Tierney       54.2  5 205
26 Irishpool              Mike Smears         54.1 14 202
27 RS T-Boy               Rick Beecroft       55.0  6 200
28 Freddie's Dreamers     Francis Fox         55.0  7 197
29 Pathetic Athletic      Mark Weavers        53.7 12 182
30 Real Mannsdid          Dan Manns           55.0 12 175
31 Vonder Bramen          Alan Betteridge     49.5  4 173
32 It's A Snickers        Ashley Keeler       54.7  7 159
32 Pompey Puss            Lionel Larking      55.0  6 159
34 Moanchester            Alex Blundell       54.8 12 149
35 Wardy's Wanderers      Gavin Ward          54.5 10 146


                          Week's Average Points         8
                          Total Average Points        230