Wednesday, 28 February 2018

Week 25: Pogboing

Jumping Pogboom.  Into Fourth.
The only team to move up the table this week, into Fourth, is Pogboom.  Managed by this week's Managers of the Week, Nick and Sam Reed. 

Messrs Reed and Reed steered their team to a week's tally of 48 points.  This score would have been enough to get them through the next round of the cup of course.  Their opponents next week?  Ah, yes, their opponents are the same team they've just replaced in Fourth as it happens.

Dave Clayton's Pyeators.

Needle.

Hang on!  What Cup are we talking about?

THIS Cup

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OFFL CUP
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ROUND TWO, Wk26

Moobchester United     v  Radnorshire Tigers
Pogboom                v  Pyeators
Livercoolio            v  What's Scotland For?
Inter Milandrover      v  Johnny's Heroes
Irishpool              v  Game Of Throw Ins
Bayern Bru             v  Ali McMoist
Brighton Beautiful     v  Minty's Minions
Neil's Diamonds        v  RS-TBOY

You can do it!  Yes, you can!  Go Go GO.

Just dropped a pom pom.

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                 Manager             (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Neil's Diamonds      Neil McConaghy       49.7 45 1142
 2 Moanchester United   Alex Blundell        49.4 45 1104
 3 Bayern Bru           Guy Harewood         49.6 40 1097
 4 Pogboom              Nick and Sam Reed    49.3 48 1046
 5 Pyeators             Dave Clayton         50.0 24 1033
 6 Livercoolio          Russell Bielby       50.0 41 1025
 7 RS-TBOY              Rick Beecroft        49.8 38 1021
 8 Brighton Beautiful   Karyn Meaden-Pratt   49.1 39 1014
 9 Inter Milandrover    Smasher              49.9 40 1010
10 Game Of Throw Ins    Craig McHugh         49.0 41  989
11 Johnny's Heroes      Sarah Bielby         48.1 33  977
12 Radnorshire Tigers   Alun Edwards         50.0 30  956
13 Moobchester United   Jon King             49.8 32  916
14 Irishpool            Mike Smears          49.4 26  892
15 Rushden Academicals 2Malcolm Meaden-Pratt 49.9 19  880
16 Minty's Minions      Minty Colquhoun      49.1 19  869
17 Suits You Sur-man    Sarah Bingham        49.3 31  869
18 What's Scotland For? Matilda Larking      49.2 39  863
19 Ali McMoist          Alison Faulkner      49.3 34  842
20 Obi Wan Kenobi Nil   Chris Walsh          44.5 31  836
21 RockRollford United  Edgar Rayner         48.0 38  823
22 Sheep City           Martyn Field         49.9 26  752
23 Wardy's Wasters      Gavin Ward           49.4 17  738
24 Crystal Phallus      Guy Salter           48.5 21  637


                        Week's Average Points        33.2
                        Total Average Points        930.5

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T r a n s f e r s   a n d   s t u f f
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Obi Wan Kenobi Nil
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   From: Chris Walsh
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: 

Most Astute Chairman,

I appear to have not noticed my team drop out of the bottom of the cup! :-/

You would think a manager would notice something like that? Oops!

Anyway, the transfers below will see me top of the league before the month is out:


OUT
357 Gross, P    MF BTN
254 Walker, K   DF MCY

IN
443 Salah, M    MF LIV
196 Alonso, M   DF CHE

(why didn’t I put Salah in months ago?)

Yours #blind-leading-the-blind…ingly,

Chris Walsh

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Chairman responds:
It's a remarkable feat: every year you turn up, you participate.  You transfer, you engage.  And yet every year you can't quite get out of the bottom few.  I salute you, Sir.

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