Jumping Pogboom. Into Fourth. |
Messrs Reed and Reed steered their team to a week's tally of 48 points. This score would have been enough to get them through the next round of the cup of course. Their opponents next week? Ah, yes, their opponents are the same team they've just replaced in Fourth as it happens.
Dave Clayton's Pyeators.
Needle.
Hang on! What Cup are we talking about?
THIS Cup
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OFFL CUP
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ROUND TWO, Wk26
Moobchester United v Radnorshire Tigers
Pogboom v Pyeators
Livercoolio v What's Scotland For?
Inter Milandrover v Johnny's Heroes
Irishpool v Game Of Throw Ins
Bayern Bru v Ali McMoist
Brighton Beautiful v Minty's Minions
Neil's Diamonds v RS-TBOY
You can do it! Yes, you can! Go Go GO.
Just dropped a pom pom.
T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 49.7 45 1142
2 Moanchester United Alex Blundell 49.4 45 1104
3 Bayern Bru Guy Harewood 49.6 40 1097
4 Pogboom Nick and Sam Reed 49.3 48 1046
5 Pyeators Dave Clayton 50.0 24 1033
6 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 50.0 41 1025
7 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 49.8 38 1021
8 Brighton Beautiful Karyn Meaden-Pratt 49.1 39 1014
9 Inter Milandrover Smasher 49.9 40 1010
11 Johnny's Heroes Sarah Bielby 48.1 33 977
12 Radnorshire Tigers Alun Edwards 50.0 30 956
13 Moobchester United Jon King 49.8 32 916
14 Irishpool Mike Smears 49.4 26 892
15 Rushden Academicals 2Malcolm Meaden-Pratt 49.9 19 880
16 Minty's Minions Minty Colquhoun 49.1 19 869
17 Suits You Sur-man Sarah Bingham 49.3 31 869
18 What's Scotland For? Matilda Larking 49.2 39 863
19 Ali McMoist Alison Faulkner 49.3 34 842
20 Obi Wan Kenobi Nil Chris Walsh 44.5 31 836
21 RockRollford United Edgar Rayner 48.0 38 823
22 Sheep City Martyn Field 49.9 26 752
23 Wardy's Wasters Gavin Ward 49.4 17 738
24 Crystal Phallus Guy Salter 48.5 21 637
Week's Average Points 33.2
Total Average Points 930.5
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T r a n s f e r s a n d s t u f f
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Obi Wan Kenobi Nil
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From: Chris Walsh
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject:
Most Astute Chairman,
I appear to have not noticed my team drop out of the bottom of the cup! :-/
You would think a manager would notice something like that? Oops!
Anyway, the transfers below will see me top of the league before the month is out:
OUT
357 Gross, P MF BTN
254 Walker, K DF MCY
IN
443 Salah, M MF LIV
196 Alonso, M DF CHE
(why didn’t I put Salah in months ago?)
Yours #blind-leading-the-blind…ingly,
Chris Walsh
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Chairman responds:
It's a remarkable feat: every year you turn up, you participate. You transfer, you engage. And yet every year you can't quite get out of the bottom few. I salute you, Sir.
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