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| Rearmarkable Sheep |
The Sheep are no longer second from bottom.
We, here in the Studmarks offices, still find the word 'bottom' amusing.
Now, everybody look at Gavin Ward's weekly score... EVERYONE!
Snnnnngggr.
And as if you could forget: OFFL Cup soon.
And it looks like this...
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OFFL Cup
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ROUND TWO, Wk26
Moobchester United v Radnorshire Tigers
Pogboom v Pyeators
Livercoolio v What's Scotland For?
Inter Milandrover v Johnny's Heroes
Irishpool v Game Of Throw Ins
Bayern Bru v Ali McMoist
Brighton Beautiful v Minty's Minions
Neil's Diamonds v RS-TBOY
Got any transfers you want to make?
T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 49.7 24 1097
2 Moanchester United Alex Blundell 49.4 18 1059
3 Bayern Bru Guy Harewood 49.6 23 1057
4 Pyeators Dave Clayton 50.0 20 1009
5 Pogboom Nick and Sam Reed 49.3 26 998
6 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 50.0 11 984
7 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 49.8 17 983
8 Brighton Beautiful Karyn Meaden-Pratt 49.1 6 975
9 Inter Milandrover Smasher 49.9 20 970
10 Game Of Throw Ins Craig McHugh 49.0 8 948
12 Radnorshire Tigers Alun Edwards 50.0 19 926
13 Moobchester United Jon King 49.8 17 884
14 Irishpool Mike Smears 48.2 9 866
15 Rushden Academicals 2Malcolm Meaden-Pratt 49.9 19 861
16 Minty's Minions Minty Colquhoun 49.1 17 850
17 Suits You Sur-man Sarah Bingham 49.3 15 838
18 What's Scotland For? Matilda Larking 49.2 14 824
19 Ali McMoist Alison Faulkner 49.3 23 808
20 Obi Wan Kenobi Nil Chris Walsh 44.5 27 805
21 RockRollford United Edgar Rayner 48.0 17 785
22 Sheep City Martyn Field 49.9 31 726
23 Wardy's Wasters Gavin Ward 49.4 0 721
24 Crystal Phallus Guy Salter 48.5 11 616
Week's Average Points 16.8
Total Average Points 897.3
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T r a n s f e r s a n d s t u f f
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Irishpool
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From: Mike Smears
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject:
Esteemed Mr President
Prompt this week but the unrest continues, Sir. There is talk of demonstrations and even, as a last resort, some managers are going to withdraw their labour, ie none of their players will be scoring any points. THEN where will you be?
In the meantime, Young Man, could you see your way to arranging the following transfer for me please?
OUT
583 Depoitre
IN
564 Wilson.
I am most obliged, respectfully yours
Brexit from Bassett
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Chairman responds:
Unrest is what keeps this thing going. We could do with handing out some harsh-but-fair Point Fines.
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Radnorshire Tigers
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From: Alun Edwards
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject:
Dear Chairman Smash,
Wow 12th vs 13th!
The smell of the Brasso coming from the Chairman’s trophy cabinet has awoken our scout up. That, and the summary sacking of two of the team’s executives. (One for stealing a tuktuk on a recent team winter training break to Pwllheli. And the other for derogatory comments on social media about the CEO’s personal assistant).
So Radnorshire Tigers:
OUT
3 232 DF Fuchs, C LEI 3.2
4 323 DF Evans, J WBA 3.1
7 451 MF Sane, L MCY 4.9
9 525 MF Doucoure, A WAT 2.0
10 606 ST Lukaku, R MUN 6.6
IN
443 MF Salah, M LIV £4.5
554 ST Giroud, O ARS £5.6
193 DF Tarkowski, J BUR £2.1
543 MF Arnautovic, MWHM £3.9
709 DF Laporte, A MCY £3.7
Thanks Ally
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Chairman responds:
That should see you through to the next round of the OFFL Cup, shouldn't it? Your opponents, whoever they are, don't stand a chance.
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