Tuesday, 13 February 2018

Week 23: Being Alex Blundell

Being Alex Blundell
Oh my goodness they've switched places again. Current Champions, and the team being managed by this week's Manager of the Week Certificate winner, Neil's Diamonds have leapfrogged Moanchester United to land in top spot once more.  Is there really nothing that Mr Blundell can't moan about? Like, for instance, the construction of that second sentence?  Like, for instance, already being out of the OFFL Cup?  Like, for instance, being Alex Blundell?

Tough gig that.

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OFFL Cup
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ROUND TWO, Wk26

Moobchester United     v  Radnorshire Tigers
Jon King                  Alun Edwards

Pogboom                v  Pyeators
Sam & Nick Reed           Dave Clayton

Livercoolio            v  What's Scotland For?
Russell Bielby            Matilda Larking

Inter Milandrover      v  Johnny's Heroes
Smasher                   Sarah Bielby

Irishpool              v  Game Of Throw Ins
Mike Smears               Craig McHugh

Bayern Bru             v  Ali McMoist
Guy Harewood              Alison Faulkner

Brighton Beautiful     v  Minty's Minions
Karyn Meaden-Pratt        Minty Colquhoun

Neil's Diamonds        v  RS-TBOY
Neil McConaghy            Rick Beecroft

Round Two is to be played over Week 26, so get your transfers in and let's see who can knock the cup out of Inter Milandrover's trophy cabinet first, shall we?  Mrs Bielby?  You're up next.

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                 Manager             (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Neil's Diamonds      Neil McConaghy       49.7 58 1073
 2 Moanchester United   Alex Blundell        49.4 25 1041
 3 Bayern Bru           Guy Harewood         49.6 33 1034
 4 Pyeators             Dave Clayton         49.9 37  989
 5 Livercoolio          Russell Bielby       50.0 51  973
 6 Pogboom              Nick and Sam Reed    49.3 47  972
 7 Brighton Beautiful   Karyn Meaden-Pratt   49.1 48  969
 8 RS-TBOY              Rick Beecroft        49.8 35  966
 9 Inter Milandrover    Smasher              49.2 50  950
10 Game Of Throw Ins    Craig McHugh         49.0 39  940
11 Johnny's Heroes      Sarah Bielby         48.1 43  933
12 Radnorshire Tigers   Alun Edwards         50.0 23  907
13 Moobchester United   Jon King             49.8 50  867
14 Irishpool            Mike Smears          48.2 45  857
15 Rushden Academicals 2Malcolm Meaden-Pratt 49.9 40  842
16 Minty's Minions      Minty Colquhoun      49.1 56  833
17 Suits You Sur-man    Sarah Bingham        49.3 33  823
18 What's Scotland For? Matilda Larking      49.2 16  810
19 Ali McMoist          Alison Faulkner      49.3 21  785
20 Obi Wan Kenobi Nil   Chris Walsh          44.5 26  778
21 RockRollford United  Edgar Rayner         48.0 31  768
22 Wardy's Wasters      Gavin Ward           49.4 31  721
23 Sheep City           Martyn Field         49.9 17  695
24 Crystal Phallus      Guy Salter           48.5 10  605


                        Week's Average Points        36.0
                        Total Average Points        880.5


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T r a n s f e r s   a n d   s t u f f
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Pyeators
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   From: Dave Clayton
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: 

Mr Chairman Sir

A few changes if I may, there is an up and coming youngster at Man city who i'd like to get in my team before the hype starts please......

Out 244 Moreno In 299 Naughton
Out 574 Morata  In 602 Aguero

Thank you please.

Dave

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Chairman responds:
Aguero?  Never heard of him.  It is a "him", yes?

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Inter Milandrover
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   From: Smasher
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: Oof

614 Austin OUT
595 Vardy IN


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Chairman responds:
I once took a test drive in an Austin Vardy.

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