Week 22: One Thousand Points

For the first time ever in OFFL history we have teams that have passed the 1000 point mark.  Which just goes to show how ridiculous the scoring system is these days and that all these young fantasy footballers don't know they're born and we blame the parents.

And all that.  

Isn't it though.

More excitingly, First and Second Place in the League are merely one point apart while Third Place Bayern Bru rest a mere 16 points from usurping both.

Karyn Meaden-Bloody-Pratt is this week's Manager of the Week Certificate winner as she watched her all things Brighton Beautiful score a rather impressive 78 points, pushing her up a total of zero places in the league to remain in Eighth.

In the meantime, as we hear the tinkle of broken glass fall to the floor following the slamming shut of the Premiership transfer window, we might as well have a look at our very own transfer quota state of affairs...  and it's looking good for Neil's Diamonds.

Transfers Remaining
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Lge                                               Transf
Pos Team                Manager             Value Remain
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 2 Neil's Diamonds      Neil McConaghy       49.7   12
 5 RS-TBOY              Rick Beecroft        49.8   12
 9 Game Of Throw Ins    Craig McHugh         49.0   12
16 What's Scotland For? Matilda Larking      49.2   12
17 Suits You Sur-man    Sarah Bingham        49.3   12
19 Ali McMoist          Alison Faulkner      49.3   12
21 RockRollford United  Edgar Rayner         48.0   12
22 Wardy's Wasters      Gavin Ward           49.4   12
23 Sheep City           Martyn Field         49.9   12
24 Crystal Phallus      Guy Salter           48.5   12
 1 Moanchester United   Alex Blundell        49.4   11
 6 Pogboom              Nick and Sam Reed    49.3   11
15 Rushden Academicals 2Malcolm Meaden-Pratt 49.9   11
 4 Pyeators             Dave Clayton         49.9   10
11 Johnny's Heroes      Sarah Bielby         48.1   10
 3 Bayern Bru           Guy Harewood         49.6   8
12 Radnorshire Tigers   Alun Edwards         50.0   8
13 Moobchester United   Jon King             49.7   8
14 Irishpool            Mike Smears          48.2   7
18 Minty's Minions      Minty Colquhoun      49.1   7
 7 Livercoolio          Russell Bielby       50.0   6
10 Inter Milandrover    Smasher              49.2   4
20 Obi Wan Kenobi Nil   Chris Walsh          44.5   4
 8 Brighton Beautiful   Karyn Meaden-Pratt   49.1   1

Oh dear Chris Walsh.  DON'T LOOK AT HIM!  He might cry.

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                 Manager             (GBPm)Wk Tot
 --------------------------------------------------------
 1 Moanchester United   Alex Blundell        49.4 70 1016
 2 Neil's Diamonds      Neil McConaghy       49.7 77 1015
 3 Bayern Bru           Guy Harewood         49.6 75 1001
 4 Pyeators             Dave Clayton         49.9 72  952
 5 RS-TBOY              Rick Beecroft        49.8 66  931
 6 Pogboom              Nick and Sam Reed    49.3 76  925
 7 Livercoolio          Russell Bielby       50.0 60  922
 8 Brighton Beautiful   Karyn Meaden-Pratt   49.1 78  921
 9 Game Of Throw Ins    Craig McHugh         49.0 66  901
10 Inter Milandrover    Smasher              49.2 68  900
11 Johnny's Heroes      Sarah Bielby         48.1 63  890
12 Radnorshire Tigers   Alun Edwards         50.0 44  884
13 Moobchester United   Jon King             49.7 75  817
14 Irishpool            Mike Smears          48.2 77  812
15 Rushden Academicals 2Malcolm Meaden-Pratt 49.9 66  802
16 What's Scotland For? Matilda Larking      49.2 45  794
17 Suits You Sur-man    Sarah Bingham        49.3 40  790
18 Minty's Minions      Minty Colquhoun      49.1 46  777
19 Ali McMoist          Alison Faulkner      49.3 51  764
20 Obi Wan Kenobi Nil   Chris Walsh          44.5 63  752
21 RockRollford United  Edgar Rayner         48.0 51  737
22 Wardy's Wasters      Gavin Ward           49.4 52  690
23 Sheep City           Martyn Field         49.9 46  678
24 Crystal Phallus      Guy Salter           48.5 48  595