Monday, 10 April 2017

Week 35: Open Wide

The Race for the Title:  Wide Open.
Neil McConaghy has just blown the title race wide open.  Which sounds a bit dramatic, we know, but there you have it.  What would YOU do if you had to write this tedious drivel every week?

23 points pushes Neil's Diamonds into top spot with Dowds Farm Goblins keeping up with the pace and sneaking into Third after scoring an even more impressive 25 points.

Manager of the Week, however and with a bulgingly fecund score of 36 points, is one Alex Blundell.

There is only one Alex Blundell.

His Moanchester United rocket up, past the 300-point mark, into Twelfth.

Meanwhile, from 1730hrs Monday 10th April 2017, the OFFL Cup Quarter Finals are in play.

So, who's zooming who?

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OFFL Cup
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QUARTER FINALS, to be played over Week 36

             RS-TBOY v Moobchester United
       Rick Beecroft   Jon King

    Starpratt Mustgo v Moreton Rovers
Malcolm Meaden-Pratt   Edgar Rayner
  
   Inter Milandrover v The Flying Geese
             Smasher   Mandy Noble

         Shutdown FC v Dowds Farm Goblins
            Sam Reed   Nick Borrett

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                 Manager             (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Neil's Diamonds      Neil McConaghy       54.8 23 348
 2 Livercoolio          Russell Bielby       54.8  9 344
 3 Dowds Farm Goblins   Nick Borrett         54.9 25 343
 4 Inter Milandrover    Smasher              54.7 13 338
 5 Pyeators             Dave Clayton         55.0 10 336
 6 Crystal Phallus      Guy Salter           54.2 24 332
 7 RS-TBOY              Rick Beecroft        55.0 21 327
 8 Epic Yellowz         Stanley/Kate Wilson  54.0 23 322
 9 Absolutely Fabregas  Sarah Bingham        55.0 27 313
10 Moobchester United   Jon King             54.7 11 312
11 Game Of Throw Ins    Craig McHugh         54.9 35 311
12 Moanchester United   Alex Blundell        54.7 36 307
13 Radnorshire Tigers   Alun Edwards         54.7 13 307
14 Big Girl's Blouses   Guy Harewood         54.6 19 305
15 Starpratt Mustgo     Malcolm Meaden-Pratt 55.0  7 303
16 Irishpool            Mike Smears          54.2 35 301
17 Bourneslippy         Karyn Meaden-Pratt   54.5 27 294
18 Shutdown FC          Sam Reed             54.0 30 291
19 The Flying Geese     Mandy Noble          54.8 32 281
20 Johnny's Heroes      Sarah Bielby         54.6  6 276
21 Toby's Gang          Toby Larking         54.8 13 275
22 Minty's Minions      Minty Colquhoun      53.9 15 274
23 Guess Hughton        Nick Reed            54.3 23 270
24 Roll all the dice FC Gavin Ward           54.6 30 242
25 It's A Snickers      Ashley Keeler        54.0 22 236
26 Sheep City           Martyn Field         53.9 13 201
27 Obi Wan Kenobi Nil   Chris Walsh          53.7 17 192
28 Moreton Rovers       Edgar Rayner         55.0 10 146
29 Ali McMoist          Ali Larking          46.8 13  98
30 The Trumpeteers      Donald Trump         42.9 -5   9


                        Week's Average Points       19.2
                        Total Average Points       274.5

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T r a n s f e r s   a n d   s t u f f
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Toby's Gang
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   From: Toby Larking
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: 

Can you make this transfer please 

OUT
174 FB S Coleman EVE

IN
172 FB L Baines EVE

Toby larking

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Chairman responds:
Done.
Dusted.
And vacuumed.

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Radnorshire Tigers
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   From: Alun Edwards
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: 


Dear Chairman ...,

Not certain why I am trying to improve the Tigers this late in the season, after all my mentor Tony Pulis normally accepts mid-table obscurity as an achievement. However this season Pulis seems to be pulling out the stops, so here goes:

OUT
110   GK  T Courtois        CHE   4.1
494   MF  E Capoue          WAT   3.3
508   MF  M Antonio         WH    4.2
565   ST  Z Ibrahimovic     MU    8.0  

IN
129 GK D De Gea              MU   £4.3
450 MF N Redmond         SOT  £4.0            
445 MF A Valencia            MU   £3.9              
705 ST M Gabbiadini        SOT  £6.0 

Cheers Ally

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Chairman responds:
Have you hobbled your team on purpose?  Pulis teams tend to hobble the players from the opposition, not themselves.

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Toby's Gang
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   From: Toby Larking
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: 

Another forced change grrrr

Out
408 mane mf liv 5.0
In
403 firmino mf liv 5.0

Thanks 

Toby larking

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Chairman responds:
No growling allowed before a transfer thank you very much


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