Monday, 9 January 2017

Week 22: OFFL Cup First Round Results


Well, here's to a less exciting 2017, eh?

The exception being....

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The OFFL Cup
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ROUND ONE, Wk21 & Wk22

Pyeators               23 v  34 Toby's Gang
It's A Snickers         9 v  36 Inter Milandrover
Crystal Phallus        41 v  28 Absolutely Fabregas
Neil's Diamonds        29 v  29 Starpratt Mustgo*
Guess Hughton          43 v  33 Radnorshire Tigers
Johnny's Heroes        22 v  45 RS-TBOY
Minty's Minions        22 v  19 Irishpool
Sheep City             26 v  37 Epic Yellowz
Game Of Throw Ins      23 v  54 Dowds Farm Goblins
Shutdown FC            36 v  31 Big Girl's Blouses
Moobchester United     43 v  33 Livercoolio
Moanchester United     25 v  13 Roll all the dice FC
Bourneslippy           25 v  32 The Flying Geese
Moreton Rovers         15 v  13 Ali McMoist
Obi Wan Kenobi Nil     28 v     Through
The Trumpeteers        -8 v     Through

*Winner is Starpratt Mustgo on PpP

Congratulations to Toby Larking, Smasher, Guy Salter, Malcolm Meaden-Pratt, Nick Reed, Rick Beecroft, Minty Colquhoun, Kate & Stanley Wilson, Nick Borrett, Sam Reed, Jon King, Alex Blundell, Mandy Noble and Edgar Rayner.  You've all earned your place in the second round of the OFFL Cup.

Both Bielbys bounce out while Edgar Rayner's Moreton Rovers only just made up the ground lost in the first half of the tie pipping Ali McMoist by just 2 points.  Meanwhile, and most surprisingly of all, League Leaders Pyeators are OUT: beaten solidly by Toby Larking's Toby's Gang.

So, well done to those of you through to the next round.  Time to concentrate on the League for the rest of you.

The Manager of the Week certificate goes to Nick Reed.  His Guess Hughton scored 18 points pushing themselves up two places in the league into Nineteenth.  That's his first certificate of season.  Give him a patronising backslap next time you see him.

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                 Manager             (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Pyeators             Dave Clayton         54.9 11 254
 2 Dowds Farm Goblins   Nick Borrett         54.3 15 232
 3 Crystal Phallus      Guy Salter           54.7 11 231
 4 Neil's Diamonds      Neil McConaghy       55.0 15 227
 5 RS-TBOY              Rick Beecroft        55.0 17 223
 6 Epic Yellowz         Stanley/Kate Wilson  54.7 16 220
 7 Inter Milandrover    Smasher              54.0 13 219
 8 Livercoolio          Russell Bielby       54.8 16 218
 9 Absolutely Fabregas  Sarah Bingham        55.0  9 218
10 Starpratt Mustgo     Malcolm Meaden-Pratt 55.0 16 209
11 Shutdown FC          Sam Reed             54.4  9 205
12 Moobchester United   Jon King             54.0 12 203
13 Moanchester United   Alex Blundell        54.9 13 200
14 Toby's Gang          Toby Larking         55.0  6 200
15 Radnorshire Tigers   Alun Edwards         54.7 11 198
16 Big Girl's Blouses   Guy Harewood         54.6 16 192
17 Johnny's Heroes      Sarah Bielby         54.6 10 192
18 Bourneslippy         Karyn Meaden-Pratt   54.5  9 188
19 Guess Hughton        Nick Reed            54.3 18 186
20 Minty's Minions      Minty Colquhoun      53.9  8 182
21 Game Of Throw Ins    Craig McHugh         54.9  5 174
22 The Flying Geese     Mandy Noble          54.8  5 168
23 Irishpool            Mike Smears          53.7 -3 162
24 It's A Snickers      Ashley Keeler        54.0  0 158
25 Sheep City           Martyn Field         53.9  9 143
26 Roll all the dice FC Gavin Ward           54.9  7 131
27 Moreton Rovers       Edgar Rayner         55.0 12  93
28 Obi Wan Kenobi Nil   Chris Walsh          53.7 10  81
29 Ali McMoist          Ali Larking          46.8 -1  68
30 The Trumpeteers      Donald Trump         43.0 -3 -17


                        Week's Average Points          9
                        Total Average Points         178
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T r a n s f e r s   a n d   s t u f f
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Irishpool
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   From: Mike Smears
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com

Dear Mr president

Thnk you this week’s results May I make a seemingly unimportant transfer which could have far-reaching consequences?

OUT
284 Fonte

IN
286 Van Dijk.
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I have to tell you that my friend Donald Trump is enraged, finding his points total lower than last week and reducing by the hour. He tweets; “I’ll deel with this upstart AdamLarking when Im in the Wheit Hows. Warn him that I won the Amwrican eleccshun with 3 million votes less than Clinton, and I can do it agen. So says my ascoaite Putin, known as Vlad to his frenndds.”

Better be warned, Sir!

Take care

Brexit from Bassett

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Chairman responds:
You're out of the Cup.  My condolences.  Please relay back to Mr Trump my sincerest apologies for triggering his most cantankerous outrage.  We're REEEAAAALLY sorry.


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