The exception being....
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The OFFL Cup
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ROUND ONE, Wk21 & Wk22
Pyeators 23 v 34 Toby's Gang
It's A Snickers 9 v 36 Inter Milandrover
Crystal Phallus 41 v 28 Absolutely Fabregas
Neil's Diamonds 29 v 29 Starpratt Mustgo*
Guess Hughton 43 v 33 Radnorshire Tigers
Johnny's Heroes 22 v 45 RS-TBOY
Minty's Minions 22 v 19 Irishpool
Sheep City 26 v 37 Epic Yellowz
Game Of Throw Ins 23 v 54 Dowds Farm Goblins
Shutdown FC 36 v 31 Big Girl's Blouses
Moobchester United 43 v 33 Livercoolio
Moanchester United 25 v 13 Roll all the dice FC
Bourneslippy 25 v 32 The Flying Geese
Moreton Rovers 15 v 13 Ali McMoist
Obi Wan Kenobi Nil 28 v Through
The Trumpeteers -8 v Through
*Winner is Starpratt Mustgo on PpP
Congratulations to Toby Larking, Smasher, Guy Salter, Malcolm Meaden-Pratt, Nick Reed, Rick Beecroft, Minty Colquhoun, Kate & Stanley Wilson, Nick Borrett, Sam Reed, Jon King, Alex Blundell, Mandy Noble and Edgar Rayner. You've all earned your place in the second round of the OFFL Cup.
Both Bielbys bounce out while Edgar Rayner's Moreton Rovers only just made up the ground lost in the first half of the tie pipping Ali McMoist by just 2 points. Meanwhile, and most surprisingly of all, League Leaders Pyeators are OUT: beaten solidly by Toby Larking's Toby's Gang.
So, well done to those of you through to the next round. Time to concentrate on the League for the rest of you.
The Manager of the Week certificate goes to Nick Reed. His Guess Hughton scored 18 points pushing themselves up two places in the league into Nineteenth. That's his first certificate of season. Give him a patronising backslap next time you see him.
T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Pyeators Dave Clayton 54.9 11 254
2 Dowds Farm Goblins Nick Borrett 54.3 15 232
3 Crystal Phallus Guy Salter 54.7 11 231
4 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 55.0 15 227
5 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 55.0 17 223
6 Epic Yellowz Stanley/Kate Wilson 54.7 16 220
7 Inter Milandrover Smasher 54.0 13 219
8 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 54.8 16 218
9 Absolutely Fabregas Sarah Bingham 55.0 9 218
10 Starpratt Mustgo Malcolm Meaden-Pratt 55.0 16 209
11 Shutdown FC Sam Reed 54.4 9 205
12 Moobchester United Jon King 54.0 12 203
13 Moanchester United Alex Blundell 54.9 13 200
14 Toby's Gang Toby Larking 55.0 6 200
15 Radnorshire Tigers Alun Edwards 54.7 11 198
16 Big Girl's Blouses Guy Harewood 54.6 16 192
17 Johnny's Heroes Sarah Bielby 54.6 10 192
18 Bourneslippy Karyn Meaden-Pratt 54.5 9 188
19 Guess Hughton Nick Reed 54.3 18 186
20 Minty's Minions Minty Colquhoun 53.9 8 182
21 Game Of Throw Ins Craig McHugh 54.9 5 174
22 The Flying Geese Mandy Noble 54.8 5 168
23 Irishpool Mike Smears 53.7 -3 162
24 It's A Snickers Ashley Keeler 54.0 0 158
25 Sheep City Martyn Field 53.9 9 143
26 Roll all the dice FC Gavin Ward 54.9 7 131
27 Moreton Rovers Edgar Rayner 55.0 12 93
28 Obi Wan Kenobi Nil Chris Walsh 53.7 10 81
29 Ali McMoist Ali Larking 46.8 -1 68
30 The Trumpeteers Donald Trump 43.0 -3 -17
Week's Average Points 9
Total Average Points 178
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T r a n s f e r s a n d s t u f f
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Irishpool
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From: Mike Smears
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Dear Mr president
Thnk you this week’s results May I make a seemingly unimportant transfer which could have far-reaching consequences?
OUT
284 Fonte
IN
286 Van Dijk.
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I have to tell you that my friend Donald Trump is enraged, finding his points total lower than last week and reducing by the hour. He tweets; “I’ll deel with this upstart AdamLarking when Im in the Wheit Hows. Warn him that I won the Amwrican eleccshun with 3 million votes less than Clinton, and I can do it agen. So says my ascoaite Putin, known as Vlad to his frenndds.”
Better be warned, Sir!
Take care
Brexit from Bassett
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Chairman responds:
You're out of the Cup. My condolences. Please relay back to Mr Trump my sincerest apologies for triggering his most cantankerous outrage. We're REEEAAAALLY sorry.
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