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| Nick Borrett and his 39 pints |
How did the first half of the OFFL Cup fixtures go then?
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The OFFL Cup
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First Round, Half Time
Pyeators 12 v 28 Toby's Gang
It's A Snickers 9 v 23 Inter Milandrover
Crystal Phallus 30 v 19 Absolutely Fabregas
Neil's Diamonds 14 v 13 Starpratt Mustgo
Guess Hughton 25 v 22 Radnorshire Tigers
Johnny's Heroes 12 v 28 RS-TBOY
Minty's Minions 14 v 22 Irishpool
Sheep City 17 v 21 Epic Yellowz
Game Of Throw Ins 18 v 39 Dowds Farm Goblins
Shutdown FC 27 v 15 Big Girl's Blouses
Moobchester United 31 v 17 Livercoolio
Moanchester United 12 v 6 Roll all the dice FC
Bourneslippy 16 v 27 The Flying Geese
Moreton Rovers 3 v 14 Ali McMoist
Obi Wan Kenobi Nil 18 v Through
The Trumpeteers -5 v Through
A shock defeat for Pyeators is on the cards with Toby's Gang leading the League Leaders by 28 points to 12.
Meanwhile the husband and wife fixture of Crystal Phallus versus Absolutely Fabregas isn't looking good for the wife - Mr Crystal Phallus is being absolutely fabulous against Mrs Absolutely Fabregas.
Current League Champions Minty's Minions are getting a beating by Irishpool and Neil's Diamonds are just one point ahead of Starpratt Mustgo.
But will recent transfers for Pyeators, Minty's Minions and Neil's Diamonds make a difference for the second halves?
Probably not. But there we go.
T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Pyeators Dave Clayton 54.2 12 243
2 Crystal Phallus Guy Salter 54.7 30 220
3 Dowds Farm Goblins Nick Borrett 54.3 39 217
4 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 53.9 14 212
5 Absolutely Fabregas Sarah Bingham 55.0 19 209
6 Inter Milandrover Smasher 54.0 23 206
7 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 55.0 28 206
8 Epic Yellowz Stanley/Kate Wilson 54.7 21 204
9 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 54.8 17 202
10 Shutdown FC Sam Reed 54.4 27 196
11 Toby's Gang Toby Larking 55.0 28 194
12 Starpratt Mustgo Malcolm Meaden-Pratt 55.0 13 193
13 Moobchester United Jon King 54.0 31 191
14 Radnorshire Tigers Alun Edwards 54.7 22 187
15 Moanchester United Alex Blundell 54.9 12 187
16 Johnny's Heroes Sarah Bielby 54.6 12 182
17 Bourneslippy Karyn Meaden-Pratt 54.5 16 179
18 Big Girl's Blouses Guy Harewood 54.6 15 176
19 Minty's Minions Minty Colquhoun 54.6 14 174
20 Game Of Throw Ins Craig McHugh 54.9 18 169
21 Guess Hughton Nick Reed 54.3 25 168
22 Irishpool Mike Smears 53.7 22 165
23 The Flying Geese Mandy Noble 54.8 27 163
24 It's A Snickers Ashley Keeler 54.0 9 158
25 Sheep City Martyn Field 53.9 17 134
26 Roll all the dice FC Gavin Ward 54.9 6 124
27 Moreton Rovers Edgar Rayner 55.0 3 81
28 Obi Wan Kenobi Nil Chris Walsh 53.7 18 71
29 Ali McMoist Ali Larking 46.8 14 69
30 The Trumpeteers Donald Trump 43.0 -5 -14
Week's Average Points 18
Total Average Points 168
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T r a n s f e r s a n d s t u f f
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Noel's Diamonds
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From: Neil McConaghy
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: Christmas Transfer
27/12/16
Merry Christmas Mr Chairman
Time to make a festive exchange:
Out
494 Capoue
In
406 Lallana
All the best
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Chairman responds:
Lallalalalalanna will start kicking it around for you on Monday 2nd January.
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Pyeators
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From: Dave Clayton
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: Happy New Year transfers
01/01/17
Hello Mr Chairman Sir and a very Happy New Year to you and your umpalumpa's!
Seeing as the transfer window opens officially today i'd like to make the following changes please;
Out 516 Payet In 406 Lallana
Out 577 Defoe In 565 Ibrahimovic
Many thanks
Dave Clayton
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Chairman responds:
These boys will start increasing your lead at the top of the table from 2nd January onwards.
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Minty's Minions
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From: Minty Colquhoun
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: Revolution
OUT
CB J Stones
CB W Morgan
MF K De Bruyne
MF G Deulofeu
MF G Ramirez
ST J Vardy
ST D Costa
IN
244 G Cahill CB CHE £4.5
644 D Luiz CB CHE £4.6
506 M Phillips MF WBA £3.8
388 R Snodgrass MF HUL £3.5
406 A Lallana MF LIV £4.4
565 Z Ibrahimovic ST MU £8.0
584 H Kane ST TOT £8.2
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Chairman responds:
You are again mimicking the rise and fall of Leicester City. Particularly the Fall.
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