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| Snoozing, losing, Blundelling. |
Sarah Bingham's Absolutely Fabregas climbed an astonishing seventeen places after they earned her this week's Manager of the Week Certificate by scoring an absolutely fabregas 29 points.
So what happened to Alex Blundell's Moanchester United? Well, they fell eight places after scoring zero - they snoozed, they loozed. It's Craig McHugh's Game Of Throw Ins who fall furthest this week, however: a score of 3 points and a fall of eleven places. Russ Bielby's Livercoolio fall ten.
Meanwhile, newcomer Mike Smears had a good start this week with 22 points while current Champions, Minty's Minions, are keeping up with the pace in Fifth, only four points off the top. Not bad for an ol' gal, eh?
See you next week.
T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Absolutely Fabregas Sarah Bingham 54.8 29 63
2 Inter Milandrover Smasher 54.9 17 62
3 Johnny's Heroes Sarah Bielby 54.6 10 60
4 Dowds Farm Goblins Nick Borrett 55.0 17 60
5 Minty's Minions Minty Colquhoun 55.0 19 59
6 Shutdown FC Sam Reed 54.4 15 53
7 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 55.0 11 52
8 Epic Yellowz Stanley/Kate Wilson 54.8 12 51
9 Moanchester United Alex Blundell 54.9 0 51
10 Toby's Gang Toby Larking 55.0 11 48
11 It's A Snickers Ashley Keeler 54.9 12 47
12 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 55.0 9 46
13 Roll all the dice FC Gavin Ward 55.0 7 46
14 Starpratt Mustgo Malcolm Meaden-Pratt 55.0 23 45
15 Pyeators Dave Clayton 54.6 12 44
16 Game Of Throw Ins Craig McHugh 54.9 3 44
17 Crystal Phallus Guy Salter 54.1 4 42
18 Guess Hughton Nick Reed 54.3 4 40
19 Moobchester United Jon King 54.4 2 38
20 Bourneslippy Karyn Meaden-Pratt 54.7 12 38
21 Big Girl's Blouses Guy Harewood 54.6 12 37
22 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 55.0 -1 37
23 Radnorshire Tigers Alun Edwards 52.4 4 35
24 Sheep City Martyn Field 53.9 6 24
25 Irishpool Mike Smears 54.8 22 22
26 Moreton Rovers Edgar Rayner 55.0 -2 18
27 Ali McMoist Ali Larking 46.8 -2 11
28 The Flying Geese Mandy Noble 54.8 11 11
29 Obi Wan Kenobi Nil Chris Walsh 46.1 0 3
Week's Average Points 9
Total Average Points 40
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T r a n s f e r s a n d s t u f f
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Irishpool
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From: Mike Smears
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Esteemed Dr Mr President
I am outraged. I left you with strict instructions last year to suspend the start of the new season until I returned from my hard work on the beaches of France. This year has been especially strenuous.
Then I return and find that not only have you started but that some young managers have sprinted away with hundreds of points.
I demand that you revert every other team to zero: and that my players can gain points retrospectively, for the time I was hard at work in France.
I promise you: if you do not accede to this demand, I shall leave the EU.
So there
Bristling from Brexit.
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Chairman responds:
The beaches of France? You think you're back in World War II again? Take the tablets and do your breathing exercises, Sir. I'll call the nurse immediately.
[Marvellous to have you back, ranting for Britain].
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The Flying Seagulls
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From: Mandy Noble
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Very late to the game! Hope I can still join in!
101 GK P Cech ARS 4.2
234 FB A Cresswell WH 4.0
151 FB H Bellerin ARS 4.5
248 CB S Dann CP 3.8
286 CB V Van Dijk SOT 4.1
483 MF E Dier TOT 3.8
450 MF N Redmond SOT 4.0
477 MF G Sigurdsson SWA 4.6
347 MF E Hazard CHE 6.2
565 ST Z Ibrahimovic MU 8.0
544 ST R Lukaku EVE 7.6
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Chairman responds:
Always welcome. Always. May the Lukaku be with you [though not Monday's hatrick, obviously].
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Minty's Minions
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From: Minty Colquhoun
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: Transfers
OUT: 584 Kane TOT
IN : 538 Costa CHE
Onwards and upwards, pip-pip.
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Chairman responds:
Tinkety tonk.
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Radnorshire Tigers
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From: Alun Edwards
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Dear Chairman,
Coming back from the international break, my reading of the celeb magazines during my all-too-necessary trip to the gents and ladies hairdresser has prompted me to rethink the team selection for the Radnorshire Tigers.
OUT:
136 GK V Mannone SUN 3.4
202 FB L Shaw MU 4.3
483 MF E Dier TOT 3.8
348 MF N Kante CHE 3.5
570 ST S Long SOT 6.2
IN:
629 GK C Bravo MC £4.3
222 FB K Walker TOT 4.3
494 MF E Capoue WAT 3.3
508 MF M Antonio WH 4.2
523 ST A Sanchez ARS £7.6
I trust this lot won’t appear in the tabloids tripping up on their way out of a seedy nightclub!
Ally
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Chairman responds:
And the message here is... Baby, Let Your Hair Grow Long.
They shall start playing for you on Monday at 1730hrs.
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