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| Look at how white they are. |
Good job Gary Lineker wasn't.
Yeah, you know what we're talking about.
It should be noted that Our Most Gracious Chairman was drafted in as the BBC body double on Saturday night in case The Boy Lineker chickened out of presenting MOTD in just a pair of Leicesters. Fortunately for widescreen enthusiasts the corpulent services of OMG Chairman weren't required.
So, we finally arrive at the first week of the season. After a remarkably successful/disastrous* European Championships, we can bury our beaming/crying* faces into the nestled comfort of the big and pleasantly plumpy Premiership pillow. Zzzzzzz.
[* delete according to your UK loyalties.]
Well, Johnny's Heroes are first out of the blocks as Sarah Bielby collects a Manager of the Week certificate for an adequate week's pull of 14 points. But as we know: it's a marathon, not a sprint, so keep your cock-a-hooping down to modest whoop if you will, Mrs Bielby.
Notable is the start that our current OFFL Champions Minty's Minions have made to the 2016/2017 season. -3 points and a lowly equal twenty-third. Ms Colquhoun is amongst good company though - Neil McConaghy and Malcolm Meaden-Pratt are surprise bottomers too. Incidentally, it's the Meaden-Pratts who are causing the Umpa Lumpa in charge of this year's League Table design a bit of a headache. There has been talk of fining them for their disastrously hyphenated surname.
Seriously, it's just not on.
T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Johnny's Heroes Sarah Bielby 54.6 14 14
2 Game Of Throw Ins Craig McHugh 54.9 11 11
2 Inter Milandrover Smasher 54.9 11 11
4 Absolutely Fabregas Sarah Bingham 54.8 9 9
4 Moanchester United Alex Blundell 54.8 9 9
6 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 55.0 9 9
7 Crystal Phallus Guy Salter 54.1 8 8
8 Moobchester United Jon King 54.4 8 8
9 Dowds Farm Goblins Nick Borrett 55.0 7 7
10 Epic Yellowz Stanley & Kate 54.8 6 6
11 Guess Hughton Nick Reed 54.3 5 5
12 Moreton Rovers Edgar Rayner 55.0 5 5
12 Roll all the dice FC Gavin Ward 55.0 5 5
14 Shutdown FC Sam Reed 54.4 4 4
15 Pyeators Dave Clayton 54.6 4 4
16 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 54.8 4 4
17 Obi Wan Kenobi Nil Chris Walsh 46.4 3 3
18 Radnorshire Tigers Alun Edwards 52.4 2 2
19 Bourneslippy Karyn Meaden-Pratt 54.7 0 0
20 Toby's Gang Toby Larking 55.0 0 0
21 It's A Snickers Ashley Keeler 54.9 -1 -1
22 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 55.0 -1 -1
23 Minty's Minions Minty Colquhoun 55.0 -3 -3
23 Starpratt Mustgo Malcolm Meaden-Pratt 55.0 -3 -3
Week's Average Points 4
Total Average Points 4
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