Gavsin

...and he's throwing ALL the dice this time

Mr Ward, beating up a child in public

For someone who enjoys beating up children in public, it comes as no surprise to Gavin Ward to be finding himself entering yet another OFFL team.  It's the long Summer OFFL-less months that do it. They leave an empty chasm of hopelessness within him that enables his inner demons to breed this wanton violence against kids.

Mr Ward's only success to date is his OFFL Cup win with Olympilimps FC in 2013. He won a Match of the Day annual.

Hang on,  Did we say that Gavin enjoyed "beating up children in public"?  How silly of us, we meant cycling.  Gavin enjoys cycling.  Glad we cleared that up.
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187	FB	J Gomez	LIV	£3.8
202	FB	L Shaw	MU	£4.3
253	CB	P Jagielka	EVE	£4.1
309	CB	J Evans	WBA	£3.7
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