Stanley and his Mum are in

What's In A Name, eh? Enter Epic Yellowz

The Lovely, and

politically correct,

Mrs Wilson

A long, long time ago we, here at Studmarks, were guilty of allowing misandry to fester within the ranks.  Team names, such as 'Menarepigs FC' were allowed to slip through the OFFL cultural quality control - for some inexcusable reason it seemed more socially allowable than, for example, 'Womenarecows FC'.

*GASP*

See?

But the tides of time bring forth the mellowing watery waves of wisdom to gently lap upon the beach of experience.  As does the bearing of a beautiful boy, of course.  A son whose radicalisation into the fanaticism of Oxford United FC is not currently a red flag scenario for Social Services intervention.

Sadly missing from last season's league table, Mrs Wilson is now back with her lad.  Will last season's Oxford U's success be transposed into the Wilson's OFFL season?  Probably not. At least they will always have the OFFL Cup teapot prize from 2010 to look upon with happy memories.  Though we can't for the life of us remember what the name of the team was back then.

Welcome back Mrs and Master Wilson.

Epic Yellowz

PIN	Pos	Name	Team	(M)
129	GK	D De Gea	MU	£4.3
198	FB	M Darmian	MU	£4.4
151	FB	H Bellerin	ARS	£4.5
262	CB	R Huth	LEI	£4.1
299	CB	A Williams	SWA	£3.7
402	MF	P Coutinho	LIV	£5.0
516	MF	D Payet	WH	£5.5
477	MF	G Sigurdsson	SWA	£4.6
484	MF	C Eriksen	TOT	£4.9
553	ST	J Vardy	LEI	£7.6
577	ST	J Defoe	SUN	£6.2