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| High on the Happy Side: Russ Bielby takes the Number 1 Spot. |
Like Wet Wet Wet and Bryan Adams, Pyeators have spent eighteen excruciating weeks at Number 1.
18.
But over the last few weeks sales of their catchy little number, written by Dave Clayton, have fallen off dramatically. It's now the turn of former Champions [thrice-over] Livercoolio. 3 points was enough to land the top spot thanks, in part, to a minus 3 point score from Pyeators. Bielby's boys lead the table by 2.
Tight.
Inter Milandrover, 5 points away in Third, have made up for last week's score-debacle by winning the Manager of the Week certificate for their Manager who steered them to a thrilling 8 points. Too bad for Epic Yellowz however....
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OFFL Cup
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ROUND TWO, RESULTS
Guess Hughton 2 v 2 Moreton Rovers
Nick Reed Edgar Rayner
[Moreton Rovers go through on PpP]
The Flying Geese 7 v 3 Minty's Minions
Mandy Noble Minty Colquhoun
Dowds Farm Goblins 1 v 0 Toby's Gang
Nick Borrett Toby Larking
RS-TBOY 3 v 2 Moanchester United
Rick Beecroft Alex Blundell
Moobchester United 2 v 0 Crystal Phallus
Jon King Guy Salter
Shutdown FC 0 v -1 The Trumpeteers
Sam Reed Donald Trump
Obi Wan Kenobi Nil -2 v 3 Starpratt Mustgo
Chris Walsh Malcolm Meaden-Pratt
Inter Milandrover 8 v 5 Epic Yellowz
Smasher Kate/Stanley Wilson
The romance of the Cup... is still alive.
Not dead. It isn't dead.
T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 54.8 3 322
2 Pyeators Dave Clayton 55.0 -3 320
3 Inter Milandrover Smasher 54.6 8 315
4 Dowds Farm Goblins Nick Borrett 54.9 1 308
5 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 55.0 1 304
6 Crystal Phallus Guy Salter 54.2 0 299
7 Epic Yellowz Stanley/Kate Wilson 54.0 5 290
8 Radnorshire Tigers Alun Edwards 54.7 5 290
9 Moobchester United Jon King 54.7 2 288
10 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 55.0 3 285
12 Big Girl's Blouses Guy Harewood 54.6 6 267
13 Absolutely Fabregas Sarah Bingham 55.0 4 261
14 Minty's Minions Minty Colquhoun 53.9 3 258
15 Shutdown FC Sam Reed 54.0 0 255
16 Moanchester United Alex Blundell 54.7 2 255
17 Game Of Throw Ins Craig McHugh 54.9 3 251
18 Johnny's Heroes Sarah Bielby 54.6 1 248
19 Irishpool Mike Smears 54.2 5 246
20 Bourneslippy Karyn Meaden-Pratt 54.5 2 243
21 Guess Hughton Nick Reed 54.3 2 241
22 The Flying Geese Mandy Noble 54.8 7 240
23 Toby's Gang Toby Larking 55.0 0 236
24 It's A Snickers Ashley Keeler 54.0 -2 199
25 Roll all the dice FC Gavin Ward 54.6 3 182
26 Sheep City Martyn Field 53.9 3 179
27 Obi Wan Kenobi Nil Chris Walsh 53.7 -2 161
28 Moreton Rovers Edgar Rayner 55.0 2 122
29 Ali McMoist Ali Larking 46.8 2 82
30 The Trumpeteers Donald Trump 43.4 -1 6
Week's Average Points 2.3
Total Average Points 241.0
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T r a n s f e r s a n d s t u f f
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Toby's Gang
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From: Toby "All Change" Larking
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Please could you make these changes
Players out -
101 - cech
185 - clyne
220 - rose
246 - terry
250 - fryers
621 - pogba
350 - loftus-cheek
412 - de bruyne
391 - drinkwater
565 - ibrahimovic
Players in
110 - courtois
174 - Coleman
222 - walker
244 - Cahill
310 - McAuley
478 - Ali
477 - sigurdsson
508 - Antonio
408 - mane
544 - lukaku
Many thanks
Toby larking
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Chairman responds:
Horse. Bolted. Might get you up to Twenty-Second next week. If you're lucky.
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The Trumpeteers
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From: Mike "Trumping Away" Smears
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Esteemed Mr President
That’s done it - Donald hit the roof when I told him. So he tweeted: “This is a knew exekutif awder. The phollowing changus musst be maid:
OUT
637 Marshall
262 Huth
472 Cork
570 Long
IN
139 Fabianski
611 Djilobodji
492 Behrani
686 Gestede
Haf no dowte, this wil make The Trumpeteers grate agen.”
So there. What can I possibly add?
I remain respectfully yours
Brexit from Bassett.
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Chairman responds:
Truly, truly awful.
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