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| Dave Clayton Wakes Up |
It's Week 30 and Russell Bielby takes advantage of the mighty Inter Milandrover's massive mega-meltdown to take over the second place spot.
Meanwhile Guy Harewood has his Big Girl's Blouses billowing up into twelfth place after earning a Manager of the Week certificate-winning 18 points.
And in other news... Dave Clayton has submitted a couple of transfer requests to help hold off that heel-nipping chasing pack.
Finally, this week...
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OFFL Cup
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ROUND TWO, IN PLAY
Guess Hughton v Moreton Rovers
Nick Reed Edgar Rayner
The Flying Geese v Minty's Minions
Mandy Noble Minty Colquhoun
Dowds Farm Goblins v Toby's Gang
Nick Borrett Toby Larking
RS-TBOY v Moanchester United
Rick Beecroft Alex Blundell
Moobchester United v Crystal Phallus
Jon King Guy Salter
Shutdown FC v The Trumpeteers
Sam Reed Donald Trump
Obi Wan Kenobi Nil v Starpratt Mustgo
Chris Walsh Malcolm Meaden-Pratt
Inter Milandrover v Epic Yellowz
Smasher Kate/Stanley Wilson
T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Pyeators Dave Clayton 54.9 5 323
2 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 54.8 12 319
3 Inter Milandrover Smasher 54.6 -5 307
4 Dowds Farm Goblins Nick Borrett 54.9 7 307
5 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 55.0 5 303
6 Crystal Phallus Guy Salter 54.2 2 299
7 Moobchester United Jon King 54.7 6 286
8 Epic Yellowz Stanley/Kate Wilson 54.0 5 285
9 Radnorshire Tigers Alun Edwards 54.7 6 285
10 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 55.0 11 282
11 Starpratt Mustgo Malcolm Meaden-Pratt 55.0 -1 275
12 Big Girl's Blouses Guy Harewood 54.6 18 261
13 Absolutely Fabregas Sarah Bingham 55.0 3 257
14 Minty's Minions Minty Colquhoun 53.9 1 255
15 Shutdown FC Sam Reed 54.0 2 255
16 Moanchester United Alex Blundell 54.7 4 253
17 Game Of Throw Ins Craig McHugh 54.9 6 248
18 Johnny's Heroes Sarah Bielby 54.6 13 247
19 Irishpool Mike Smears 54.2 7 241
20 Bourneslippy Karyn Meaden-Pratt 54.5 7 241
21 Guess Hughton Nick Reed 54.3 14 239
22 Toby's Gang Toby Larking 55.0 1 236
23 The Flying Geese Mandy Noble 54.8 9 233
24 It's A Snickers Ashley Keeler 54.0 6 201
25 Roll all the dice FC Gavin Ward 54.6 15 179
26 Sheep City Martyn Field 53.9 6 176
27 Obi Wan Kenobi Nil Chris Walsh 53.7 8 163
28 Moreton Rovers Edgar Rayner 55.0 11 120
29 Ali McMoist Ali Larking 46.8 -2 80
30 The Trumpeteers Donald Trump 43.4 3 7
Week's Average Points 6.2
Total Average Points 238.8
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T r a n s f e r s a n d s t u f f
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The Trumpeteers
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From: Mike 'On Behalf of Donald Trump' Smears
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Dear Mr President
I will not propose any changes for Irishpool this week as I am running out of options, but my good friend Donald wishes to make several points about The Trumpeteers. He thinks he tweeted earlier to change the goalkeeper to Fabianski, and it must be true because his press officer, Kelly-Anne “Alternative facts” Conway, says so.
But he’s more concerned that the team above him [Ali McMoist] is run by someone supposedly called ‘Adam Larking’ when this is obviously a pseudonym for Hillary Clinton. What’s more, he knows you’ve been tapping his phone. So please place him above Ali McMoist because if you count the points in a certain way, Trumpeteers have more.
I leave the matter in your capable hands, Sir, respectfully,
Brexit from Bassett.
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Chairman responds:
And as we directly tweeted back to Mr Trump, he can't have three Swansea City players in his team. FlappyHandski, I'm afraid, would increase his quota beyond acceptable limits.
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Pyeators
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From: Dave Clayton
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Hello Mr Chairman sir!
It appears I may have taken my eye of the ball somewhat recently so some much needed changes please!
Out 323 Ozil In 477 Sigurdsson
Out 494 capoue In 440 Mata
Thank you please
Dave
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Chairman responds:
Keeping us all in suspense like that... you. These will no doubt give your team a much needed spurt of confidence.
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