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| A drawing of a drawer |
As soon as everyone turns their backs on an FA Cup week, the solitary Premiership fixture in that week only goes and gifts the gaffer a goodly and great 10 points.
Not only does this gift give again in the form of a Manager of the Week Certificate but it also presents Livercoolio a lift into Second Place. A mere 13 points behind the current leaders, Pyeators.
We'd better be careful here... this might start to become 'exciting'.
So what of the OFFL's own premier cup competition? The draw has been drawn...
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OFFL Cup
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ROUND TWO, to be played over Week 31
Guess Hughton v Moreton Rovers
Nick Reed Edgar Rayner
The Flying Geese v Minty's Minions
Mandy Noble Minty Colquhoun
Dowds Farm Goblins v Toby's Gang
Nick Borrett Toby Larking
RS-TBOY v Moanchester United
Rick Beecroft Alex Blundell
Moobchester United v Crystal Phallus
Jon King Guy Salter
Shutdown FC v The Trumpeteers
Sam Reed Donald Trump
Obi Wan Kenobi Nil v Starpratt Mustgo
Chris Walsh Malcolm Meaden-Pratt
Inter Milandrover v Epic Yellowz
Smasher Kate/Stanley Wilson
So, there we are and off we pop.
Till next week. Cheerio.
T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Pyeators Dave Clayton 54.9 0 312
2 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 54.8 10 299
3 Inter Milandrover Smasher 54.6 0 296
4 Dowds Farm Goblins Nick Borrett 53.2 5 293
5 Crystal Phallus Guy Salter 54.2 0 293
6 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 55.0 0 285
7 Radnorshire Tigers Alun Edwards 54.7 3 271
8 Starpratt Mustgo Malcolm Meaden-Pratt 55.0 0 268
9 Epic Yellowz Stanley/Kate Wilson 54.5 0 265
10 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 55.0 3 261
11 Moobchester United Jon King 54.7 0 257
12 Absolutely Fabregas Sarah Bingham 55.0 -1 251
13 Shutdown FC Sam Reed 54.0 0 244
14 Moanchester United Alex Blundell 54.7 2 242
15 Minty's Minions Minty Colquhoun 53.9 0 238
16 Big Girl's Blouses Guy Harewood 54.6 2 237
17 Game Of Throw Ins Craig McHugh 54.9 2 237
18 Toby's Gang Toby Larking 55.0 0 235
19 Bourneslippy Karyn Meaden-Pratt 54.5 0 228
20 Irishpool Mike Smears 54.8 0 228
21 Johnny's Heroes Sarah Bielby 54.6 5 226
22 Guess Hughton Nick Reed 54.3 2 220
23 The Flying Geese Mandy Noble 54.8 0 217
24 It's A Snickers Ashley Keeler 54.0 0 189
25 Sheep City Martyn Field 53.9 3 167
26 Roll all the dice FC Gavin Ward 54.6 2 158
27 Obi Wan Kenobi Nil Chris Walsh 53.7 0 149
28 Moreton Rovers Edgar Rayner 55.0 2 109
29 Ali McMoist Ali Larking 46.8 0 80
30 The Trumpeteers Donald Trump 43.0 0 1
Week's Average Points 1.3
Total Average Points 225.2
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T r a n s f e r s a n d s t u f f
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Nick Borrett
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From: Dowds Farm Goblins
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Dear Mr Chairman,
More changes for the Goblins please. Time to roll the dice, splash the cash and get ready to sprint.
Out
286 CB V Van Dijk SOT 4.1
337 MF J Stanislas BOU 3.5
In
302 CB J Vertonghen TOT £4.3
408 MF S Mane LIV £5.0
Thanks,
Nick
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Chairman responds:
On yer marks, get set...
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Epic Yellowz
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From: Kate Wilson
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Oh dear god. Sorry for not being able to choose a player!
OUT
516 Payet
IN
408 Mane
Thank you! K x
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Chairman responds:
Just "Dear Heavenly Chairman" will suffice, but we've made a note.
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