At the top of the table there's a bit of a gap showing between First and Second places with Dave Clayton's Pyeators outscoring Moanchester United by 8 points this week.
T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Pyeators Dave Clayton 55.0 22 181
2 Moanchester United Alex Blundell 54.9 14 164
3 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 53.9 26 163
4 Inter Milandrover Smasher 54.7 13 157
5 Starpratt Mustgo Malcolm Meaden-Pratt 55.0 17 149
6 Absolutely Fabregas Sarah Bingham 55.0 -1 147
7 Epic Yellowz Stanley/Kate Wilson 54.8 12 146
8 Dowds Farm Goblins Nick Borrett 54.3 7 142
9 Big Girl's Blouses Guy Harewood 54.6 16 141
10 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 54.8 18 141
11 Johnny's Heroes Sarah Bielby 54.6 7 140
12 Crystal Phallus Guy Salter 54.7 14 136
13 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 55.0 15 132
14 Toby's Gang Toby Larking 55.0 14 130
15 Minty's Minions Minty Colquhoun 54.6 3 128
16 Bourneslippy Karyn Meaden-Pratt 54.7 14 127
17 Radnorshire Tigers Alun Edwards 54.9 14 127
18 Shutdown FC Sam Reed 54.4 7 125
19 Moobchester United Jon King 54.7 5 124
20 Guess Hughton Nick Reed 54.3 5 122
21 It's A Snickers Ashley Keeler 54.9 8 113
22 Irishpool Mike Smears 53.3 0 110
23 The Flying Geese Mandy Noble 54.8 7 108
24 Game Of Throw Ins Craig McHugh 54.9 13 108
25 Roll all the dice FC Gavin Ward 54.9 9 108
26 Sheep City Martyn Field 53.9 7 91
27 Moreton Rovers Edgar Rayner 55.0 -1 62
28 Ali McMoist Ali Larking 46.8 2 48
29 Obi Wan Kenobi Nil Chris Walsh 46.1 1 8
30 The Trumpeteers Donald Trump 43.0 -1 -1
Week's Average Points 9
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OFFL Cup Round One
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Draw for the First Round of the OFFL Cup 2017
ROUND ONE, Wk21 & Wk22
Pyeators v Toby's Gang
It's A Snickers v Inter Milandrover
Crystal Phallus v Absolutely Fabregas
Neil's Diamonds v Starpratt Mustgo
Guess Hughton v Radnorshire Tigers
Johnny's Heroes v RS-TBOY
Minty's Minions v Irishpool
Sheep City v Epic Yellowz
Game Of Throw Ins v Dowds Farm Goblins
Shutdown FC v Big Girl's Blouses
Moobchester United v Livercoolio
Moanchester United v Roll all the dice FC
Bourneslippy v The Flying Geese
Moreton Rovers v Ali McMoist
Obi Wan Kenobi Nil v Through to the Next Round
The Trumpeteers v Through to the Next Round
And this year you're playing for an actual Cup.
Well, isn't that a pip?
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T r a n s f e r s a n d s t u f f
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The Trumpeteers
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From: Mike Smears
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Dear Mr President
I hereby submit my Donald Trump team for your consideration. if you feel so disposed, please will you add it to the list. The aim of this team is to gain no points whatsoever and for D Trump to be the least successful manager each week. They are to be called 'The Trumpeteers’.
So:
637 Marshall
171 Ward
180 Robertson
294 Kone
196 Amat
363 Mutch
396 King
472 Cork
515 Oxford
570 Long
576 Borini.
I am duly grateful, Sir.
Brexit from Bassett
[ps - feel free to ignore this entirely if you feel it doesn't fit in with the spirit of OFFL. Hope you are well]
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Chairman responds:
It's IN! Entered in time for the OFFL Cup, of course.
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Obi Wan Kenobi Nil
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From: Chris Walsh
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: Obi Wan Transfer
Dear Chairman,
Oh dear. Oh dear!
I’ve been watching my team soar in the wrong direction for weeks with a blinkered hope that they will turn themselves around. And yet I used the same fail-safe formula that I used back in 2003(?) to get myself to the top of the league (just being pipped at the post in the last few weeks). What is going wrong?
So here is the fire ’em and hire ’em line-up:
Old Squad:
GK 108 P Robinson GK BUR (OUT)
FB 170 P Souare FB CP (OUT)
FB 171 J Ward FB CP (OUT)
CB 267 R Klavan CB LIV (OUT)
CB 241 M Keane CB BUR (OUT)
MF 413 F Delph MF MC (OUT)
MF 397 R Mahrez MF LEI (COUNT YOURSELF LUCKY, BOY)
MF 517 G Tore MF WH (OUT)
MF 411 K Stewart MF LIV (OUT)
ST 552 L Ulloa ST LEI (OUT)
ST 559 W Bony ST MC (OUT)
New Squad:
GK 110 T Courtois GK CHE (IN)
FB 222 K Walker FB TOT (IN)
FB 166 C Azpili.. FB CHE (IN)
CB 310 G McAuley CB WBA (IN)
CB 279 E Bailly CB MU (IN)
MF 403 R Firmino MF LIV (IN)
MF 397 R Mahrez MF LEI
MF 494 E Capoue MF WAT (IN)
MF 411 K Stewart MF LIV (IN)
ST 523 A Sanchez ST ARS (IN)
ST 565 Z Ibrah.. ST MU (IN)
I want them all ready and ship shape for Saturday week (is that right?).
May the force be wiv ‘em.
Chris
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Chairman responds:
Absolutely, they'll be playing for you from Monday onwards in fact.
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Bourneslippy
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From: Karyn Meaden-Pratt
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: Goddang it!
Goddang it!
Please would you be so kind as to replace Bourneslippy’s Mr Bump (Coutinho) with Mr Rush (Pedro). Such was Mr Bump’s excitement at being transferred in to the team, he tried to hug his friend, fell over and right royally messed it all up. Silly Mr Bump.
Thank you
xxx
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Chairman responds:
Oh you've got to laugh haven't you?
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Inter Milandrover
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From: Smasher
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: What is Aguero doing?
In
538 Costa
Out
ST Aguero
Can feel my title chances slipping away.
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Chairman responds:
They've been slipping away ever since your first transfer, mush.
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Moobchester United
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From: Jon King
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: Transfer
Hello mr chairman.
Time to get rid of that dirty Man City player and bring in the very clean mr costa...
Out: aguero (558)
In: costa (538)
Regards,
Jon
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Chairman responds:
Understood. And executed. The transfer, not the Karate Kid [Aguero].
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