Thursday 1 October 2015

Week 08: Pye in the Sky

Pye in the Sky
Manager of the Week this week is Dave Clayton.  His Pyeators thumped home 26 massive points to seize the League's top spot from Minty's Minions.  Pyeators now lead by 10 clear points.  Gavin Ward's Seb Blattered Cod fall furthest, seven places, into fourteenth while Big Mally's Malcolm Academicals rise six places into seventh.

Keep those panicked transfers stumbling in.

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Pyeators                   Dave Clayton    53.9 26  74
 2 Minty's Minions            Minty Colquhoun 54.0  7  64
 3 Radnorshire Tigers         Alun Edwards    54.3  9  58
 4 Neil's Diamonds            Neil McConaghy  54.7 10  52
 5 Moobchester United         Jon King        54.6  5  47
 6 Guess Hughton              Nick Reed       53.9  9  45
 7 Old Malcolm Academicals    Malcolm Pratt   54.8 17  43
 8 Inter Milandrover          Smasher         54.8  9  42
 9 Ali McMoist                Alison Faulkner 54.9  6  42
10 Moreton Rovers             Edgar Rayner    54.6  7  40
11 RS-TBOY                    Rick Beecroft   54.9 17  40
12 Com-a ma mau papa com-a mauGuy Harewood    54.7  6  39
13 Moanchester United         Alex Blundell   54.9  8  38
14 Seb Blattered Cod          Gavin Ward      54.3  0  36
15 Livercoolio                Russell Bielby  54.7  9  32
16 Irishpool                  Mike Smears     53.4 10  30
17 Which Team                 Rachel Jones    53.3  5  29
18 It's a Snickers FC         Ashley Keeler   49.6  6  25
19 Bad Wolf United            Karyn Meaden    54.8  4  25
20 The Flying Geese           Mandy Noble     53.9  4  23
21 Real Mcdrid                Craig McHugh    52.2  2  11


                              Week's Average Points     8
                              Total Average Points     39
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T r a n s f e r s   a n d   s t u f f
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Moreton Rovers
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   From: Edgar Rayner
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: Manager of the Week

Thanks Mr. Chairman, clearly I will delight in this moment, maybe even milk it in the knowledge that it's all down league from here.
ps Good luck

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Chairman responds:
This is YOUR season - I can feel it.  And thank you.

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Com-a ma mau papa com-a mau
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   From: Guy Harewood
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: 

Chair-chimp,

Please can I swop crocked J Henderson for Mr Mahrez (445) who I hope will not stop his free scoring antics now he has been accepted into the Com-a ma mau papa com-a mau mau  All Star Campions Elect XI.

Ray

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Chairman responds:
He seems to have stopped.  Nice one.

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Livercoolio
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   From: Russell Bielby
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: Livercoolio transfers

No time for chit chat, just enough time for transfers.

OUT
ST 607 C Wilson BOU £5.6

IN
ST 614 Vardy    LEI £5.6

The Brussell

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Chairman responds:
You're a busy man.  What with trying to salvage your season and all.

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