Week 07: No 'Manager of the Week' for Minty Shock

Minions Fail to Deliver Manager of the Week

Manager of the Week this week is NOT Minty Colquhoun.  Which is all some of us need to know.  Tradition has it however that the ACTUAL Manager of the Month step forward and thus, forward-stepping, comes Edgar Rayner.  His Moreton Rovers have scored a massive 15 points, moving themselves up five places into ninth in the league.

Congratulations Mr Rayner.  S'marvellous.

Now if you could all just settle down and get some sleep, the management would be most grateful.


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T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Minty's Minions            Minty Colquhoun 54.0  9  57
 2 Radnorshire Tigers         Alun Edwards    54.3 14  49
 3 Pyeators                   Dave Clayton    53.9 11  48
 4 Moobchester United         Jon King        54.6 13  42
 5 Neil's Diamonds            Neil McConaghy  54.7  9  42
 6 Seb Blattered Cod          Gavin Ward      54.3  5  36
 7 Guess Hughton              Nick Reed       54.6  5  36
 8 Ali McMoist                Alison Faulkner 54.9 10  36
 9 Moreton Rovers             Edgar Rayner    54.6 15  33
10 Com-a ma mau papa com-a mauGuy Harewood    54.7 11  33
11 Inter Milandrover          Smasher         54.9  4  33
12 Moanchester United         Alex Blundell   54.9 14  30
13 Old Malcolm Academicals    Malcolm Pratt   54.8  5  26
14 Which Team                 Rachel Jones    53.3 12  24
15 Livercoolio                Russell Bielby  55.0 14  23
16 RS-TBOY                    Rick Beecroft   54.9  1  23
17 Bad Wolf United            Karyn Meaden    54.8 11  21
18 Irishpool                  Mike Smears     53.4  1  20
19 It's a Snickers FC         Ashley Keeler   49.6  3  19
20 The Flying Geese           Mandy Noble     53.9 11  19
21 Real Mcdrid                Craig McHugh    52.2  6   9


                              Week's Average Points     8
                              Total Average Points     31

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T r a n s f e r s   a n d   s t u f f
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Guess Hughton
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   From: Nick Reed
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com

Hmm - Guess Hughton not matching up to the performance of it's namesakes' charges. Do I prefer that or personal glory? Good question; let's see if these changes can help bring the latter too...
Schweinsteiger (what was I thinking!?) and Bolasie out
Payet (558) and Barkley (516) in
Thanks
Nick

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Chairman responds:
You're going to be UNBEARABLE if Brighton & Hove Albion get promoted to the Premiership at the end of this season, aren't you?

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Irishpool
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   From: Mike Smears
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com

Dammit, Mr President!

First you change the rules and then you go and injure one of my players. Intolerable.

Please be so good as to make the following transfer, Young Man. And I shall monitor your future behaviour.

OUT 
275 Shaw

IN 
270 Darmian


Yours bombastically

Bristling from Bassett.

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Chairman responds:
I look forward to being thoroughly monitored.

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Livercoolio
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   From: Russell Bielby
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: LIVERCOOLIO TRANSFERS PLEASE

Hello Mr Chairman,

I hope this email finds you well.

Now that I have got my voice back (been suffering from early season shock)… and to clear the air… I am not in the slightest bit bitter that the rule of “the season will start after the second Saturday” changed without notification. I mean I am quite simply just not a sore loser at all… I think it was a perfectly reasonable change without telling anyone.

To more serious matters… unfortunately the COOLIO team is not performing to expectations at the moment so me and “The Brodge” have joined forces to try and save our heads from getting an early chop. Here goes…

OUT
GK 141 S Given STO £3.3
MF 473 M Depay MU £5.4
MF 583 M Albrighton LEI £3.6
MF 555 R Firmino LIV £4.8
ST 624 A Sanchez ARS £7.5
ST 684 S Aguero MC £8.4

IN
GK 138 P Cech ARS £4.2
MF 445 R Mahrez LEI £3.8
MF 517 E Hazard CHE £6.8
MF 836 K De Bruyne MC £5.4
ST 843 A Martial MU £6.9
ST 607 C Wilson BOU £5.6

Look forward to some more rules breaking though soon – maybe a triple points weekend, or perhaps a no points for northerners weekend or Random Bonus Week would be good suggestions ;) hehe

Ya friendly not bitter (no not at all) scouse
The BRussell J

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Chairman responds:
I sense much anger in you.  TRIPLE POINT WEEKEND COMING SOON!

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Inter Milandrover
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   From: Smasher
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar

Lescott OUT
388 MacAuley IN

Henderson OUT
506 Walcott IN

Rooney OUT
843 Martial IN

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Chairman responds:
Dull, dull, dull.

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