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| Minions Fail to Deliver Manager of the Week |
Congratulations Mr Rayner. S'marvellous.
Now if you could all just settle down and get some sleep, the management would be most grateful.
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T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Minty's Minions Minty Colquhoun 54.0 9 57
2 Radnorshire Tigers Alun Edwards 54.3 14 49
3 Pyeators Dave Clayton 53.9 11 48
4 Moobchester United Jon King 54.6 13 42
5 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 54.7 9 42
6 Seb Blattered Cod Gavin Ward 54.3 5 36
7 Guess Hughton Nick Reed 54.6 5 36
8 Ali McMoist Alison Faulkner 54.9 10 36
9 Moreton Rovers Edgar Rayner 54.6 15 33
10 Com-a ma mau papa com-a mauGuy Harewood 54.7 11 33
11 Inter Milandrover Smasher 54.9 4 33
12 Moanchester United Alex Blundell 54.9 14 30
13 Old Malcolm Academicals Malcolm Pratt 54.8 5 26
14 Which Team Rachel Jones 53.3 12 24
15 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 55.0 14 23
16 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 54.9 1 23
17 Bad Wolf United Karyn Meaden 54.8 11 21
18 Irishpool Mike Smears 53.4 1 20
19 It's a Snickers FC Ashley Keeler 49.6 3 19
20 The Flying Geese Mandy Noble 53.9 11 19
21 Real Mcdrid Craig McHugh 52.2 6 9
Week's Average Points 8
Total Average Points 31
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T r a n s f e r s a n d s t u f f
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Guess Hughton
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From: Nick Reed
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Hmm - Guess Hughton not matching up to the performance of it's namesakes' charges. Do I prefer that or personal glory? Good question; let's see if these changes can help bring the latter too...
Schweinsteiger (what was I thinking!?) and Bolasie out
Payet (558) and Barkley (516) in
Thanks
Nick
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Chairman responds:
You're going to be UNBEARABLE if Brighton & Hove Albion get promoted to the Premiership at the end of this season, aren't you?
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Irishpool
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From: Mike Smears
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Dammit, Mr President!
First you change the rules and then you go and injure one of my players. Intolerable.
Please be so good as to make the following transfer, Young Man. And I shall monitor your future behaviour.
OUT
275 Shaw
IN
270 Darmian
Yours bombastically
Bristling from Bassett.
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Chairman responds:
I look forward to being thoroughly monitored.
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Livercoolio
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From: Russell Bielby
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: LIVERCOOLIO TRANSFERS PLEASE
Hello Mr Chairman,
I hope this email finds you well.
Now that I have got my voice back (been suffering from early season shock)… and to clear the air… I am not in the slightest bit bitter that the rule of “the season will start after the second Saturday” changed without notification. I mean I am quite simply just not a sore loser at all… I think it was a perfectly reasonable change without telling anyone.
To more serious matters… unfortunately the COOLIO team is not performing to expectations at the moment so me and “The Brodge” have joined forces to try and save our heads from getting an early chop. Here goes…
OUT
GK 141 S Given STO £3.3
MF 473 M Depay MU £5.4
MF 583 M Albrighton LEI £3.6
MF 555 R Firmino LIV £4.8
ST 624 A Sanchez ARS £7.5
ST 684 S Aguero MC £8.4
IN
GK 138 P Cech ARS £4.2
MF 445 R Mahrez LEI £3.8
MF 517 E Hazard CHE £6.8
MF 836 K De Bruyne MC £5.4
ST 843 A Martial MU £6.9
ST 607 C Wilson BOU £5.6
Look forward to some more rules breaking though soon – maybe a triple points weekend, or perhaps a no points for northerners weekend or Random Bonus Week would be good suggestions ;) hehe
Ya friendly not bitter (no not at all) scouse
The BRussell J
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Chairman responds:
I sense much anger in you. TRIPLE POINT WEEKEND COMING SOON!
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Inter Milandrover
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From: Smasher
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subject: I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
Lescott OUT
388 MacAuley IN
Henderson OUT
506 Walcott IN
Rooney OUT
843 Martial IN
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Chairman responds:
Dull, dull, dull.
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