Outside it might be raining in Fantasyland right now but super-sunny Minty's Minions, who are currently reigning in the Table, score a large 25 points this week reining in last week's League Leaders Pyeators.
Hmm. That's all we've got for you this week really. It's not much we know but you might be interested to hear that the Managers of the Week this week are Nick Reed and Smasher of Guess Hughton and Inter Milandrover respectively. Both teams scored a massive Aguero-induced 28 points.
Finally, perusing all the teams' week's scores, what's the betting Mike Smears doesn't have the 5-goal Argentine striker in his Irishpool line-up. Splutter.
T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Minty's Minions Minty Colquhoun 54.0 25 89
2 Pyeators Dave Clayton 53.9 12 86
3 Radnorshire Tigers Alun Edwards 54.3 27 85
4 Guess Hughton Nick Reed 53.9 28 73
5 Inter Milandrover Smasher 54.8 28 70
6 Moobchester United Jon King 54.6 20 67
7 Ali McMoist Alison Faulkner 54.9 24 66
8 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 54.7 14 66
9 Moreton Rovers Edgar Rayner 54.6 22 62
10 Seb Blattered Cod Gavin Ward 54.3 24 60
12 Old Malcolm Academicals Malcolm Pratt 54.8 12 55
13 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 54.9 12 52
14 Which Team Rachel Jones 53.3 20 49
15 Moanchester United Alex Blundell 54.9 10 48
16 The Flying Geese Mandy Noble 53.9 22 45
17 Livercoolio Russell Bielby 54.7 12 44
18 Bad Wolf United Karyn Meaden 54.8 13 38
19 Irishpool Mike Smears 53.4 -4 26
20 It's a Snickers FC Ashley Keeler 49.6 0 25
21 Real Mcdrid Craig McHugh 52.2 12 23
Week's Average Points 16
Total Average Points 56
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T r a n s f e r s a n d s t u f f
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Radnorshire Tigers
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From: Alun Edwards
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Good morning! Somehow I seem to have Aguero in my side, quite amazing considering my usual team selection policy of – well, I’m not sure what our policy is!
Time to clear out some dead wood:
OUT
10 632 ST R Lambert WBA 6.2
IN
843 ST A Martial MU £6.9
Lambert seems like a very good swap at this stage of the season!
And can I ask why has my Petr Cech been penalised compared with every other team’s: 1 138 GK P Cech ARS 4.2 -1 6 instead of “7” points?
Ally
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Chairman responds:
Yeah sorry about the confusion, Sir... Your team wasn't resubmitted after the first week. In that first week Cech scored minus 1 while the rest of your team, as a whole, netted a plus score. If we had resubmitted your team then Cech would have been on 7 [last week] but your team would now be on 1 point less than you are. Did any of that make sense? It was part of OFFL's Fair Play policy designed to protect early submitters. It just confused everyone. Trust me, you're better off as you are. Unlike the Umpa Lumpa who thought up the idea - he was killed with a sponge on Thursday.
Excellent transferrage skills by the way.
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RS-TBOY
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From: Richard Beecroft
To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com
Subs time… By ek
IN
638 Aguero
558 D Payet
331 S Dann
OUT
Rooney
Toure
Lescott
Merci Bon
Kind Regards
Rick
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Chairman responds:
Done. Transfers to celebrate your anniversary by any chance?
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