Tuesday 6 October 2015

Week 09: Raining, Reigning, Reining


She's not giving it up lightly is she?  That Minty.  And the League's Top Spot.

Outside it might be raining in Fantasyland right now but super-sunny Minty's Minions, who are currently reigning in the Table, score a large 25 points this week reining in last week's League Leaders Pyeators.

Hmm.  That's all we've got for you this week really.  It's not much we know but you might be interested to hear that the Managers of the Week this week are Nick Reed and Smasher of Guess Hughton and Inter Milandrover respectively.  Both teams scored a massive Aguero-induced 28 points.

Finally, perusing all the teams' week's scores, what's the betting Mike Smears doesn't have the 5-goal Argentine striker in his Irishpool line-up.  Splutter.

T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Minty's Minions            Minty Colquhoun 54.0 25  89
 2 Pyeators                   Dave Clayton    53.9 12  86
 3 Radnorshire Tigers         Alun Edwards    54.3 27  85
 4 Guess Hughton              Nick Reed       53.9 28  73
 5 Inter Milandrover          Smasher         54.8 28  70
 6 Moobchester United         Jon King        54.6 20  67
 7 Ali McMoist                Alison Faulkner 54.9 24  66
 8 Neil's Diamonds            Neil McConaghy  54.7 14  66
 9 Moreton Rovers             Edgar Rayner    54.6 22  62
10 Seb Blattered Cod          Gavin Ward      54.3 24  60
11 Com-a ma mau papa com-a mauGuy Harewood    53.9 16  55
12 Old Malcolm Academicals    Malcolm Pratt   54.8 12  55
13 RS-TBOY                    Rick Beecroft   54.9 12  52
14 Which Team                 Rachel Jones    53.3 20  49
15 Moanchester United         Alex Blundell   54.9 10  48
16 The Flying Geese           Mandy Noble     53.9 22  45
17 Livercoolio                Russell Bielby  54.7 12  44
18 Bad Wolf United            Karyn Meaden    54.8 13  38
19 Irishpool                  Mike Smears     53.4 -4  26
20 It's a Snickers FC         Ashley Keeler   49.6  0  25
21 Real Mcdrid                Craig McHugh    52.2 12  23


                              Week's Average Points    16
                              Total Average Points     56
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T r a n s f e r s   a n d   s t u f f
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Radnorshire Tigers
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   From: Alun Edwards
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com

Good morning! Somehow I seem to have Aguero in my side, quite amazing considering my usual team selection policy of – well, I’m not sure what our policy is!
Time to clear out some dead wood:
OUT
10 632   ST  R Lambert         WBA   6.2
IN
843 ST A Martial     MU   £6.9 
Lambert seems like a very good swap at this stage of the season!
And can I ask why has my Petr Cech been penalised compared with every other team’s:   1 138 GK P Cech ARS 4.2 -1 6 instead of “7” points?
Ally
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Chairman responds:
Yeah sorry about the confusion, Sir... Your team wasn't resubmitted after the first week.  In that first week Cech scored minus 1 while the rest of your team, as a whole, netted a plus score.  If we had resubmitted your team then Cech would have been on 7 [last week] but your team would now be on 1 point less than you are.  Did any of that make sense?  It was part of OFFL's Fair Play policy designed to protect early submitters.  It just confused everyone.  Trust me, you're better off as you are.  Unlike the Umpa Lumpa who thought up the idea - he was killed with a sponge on Thursday.

Excellent transferrage skills by the way.

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RS-TBOY
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   From: Richard Beecroft
     To: Chairman@LittleSmasher.com

Subs time… By ek
IN
638  Aguero
558 D Payet
331 S Dann
OUT
Rooney
Toure
Lescott
Merci Bon
Kind Regards
Rick

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Chairman responds:
Done.  Transfers to celebrate your anniversary by any chance?

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