Week 33 & 34: Strained relations

Russ has 'something caught in his eye'

Ignoring last week as a no-score washout we quickly bring this week into focus.  And what do we see emerge from the blurry mist of our slowly adjusting eyes?  Yes, it's that beaming little face of the lovely Mrs Bielby clutching yet another Manager of the Week Certificate.  In HD.

Look, she's waving it in everyone's faces. It's her Sixth, she wants you to know.  She would also be rather pleased if you acknowledged that her Johnny's Heroes notched up an impressive 17 points this week.

As we let the scene fade back out of focus we think we can pick out a rapid v-shaped flash of a hand-movement at the lens.  Not classy.

In a different corner of the same room we see a less than chipper husband.  Mr Bielby has his back to us and is hoping we can't see him rescue 'something from his eye'.  It's tough for Russ.  Not only does he have an out-of-control Manager of the Week Certificate-winning maniac of a Mrs but he's also constantly being beaten back from the top of the league table into second place by Malcolm Pratt's Malcolmyouplaysobadly.  It's as if he's being toyed with by a Pratt.

So, it's fair to say that breakfast time in the bickering Bielby bungalow is not a bundle of fundle right now.  Lucky, then, that both Bielbys have already been kicked out of the OFFL Cup.  No repressed envy to fuel the resentment there...

OFFL Cup

Semi-Finals, to be played over Week 37

Moobchester United        v  Malcolmyouplaysobadly
Jon King                             Malcolm Pratt

Not In Your Mum's Forest  v     Radnorshire Tigers
Sarah Bingham                         Alun Edwards


Can Malcolmyouplaysobadly really do the Double?

Naaah.

Pobblynot.