Week 32: OFFL Cup Third Round Results

Not In Your Mum's Forest v The Flying Geese [OMG Chairman looks on]

Another Manager of the Week certificate goes to Smasher for the 21 points he snaffled for his Inter Milandrover.  This puts him level on Certificates with Sarah Bielby who both now top the MotW chart with 5 certificates each - which just goes to show you how pointless Manager of the Week certificates are to get a sense of OFFL success.  You see, both managers are struggling to keep up with the league leaders and, now, both are out of the cup.  Which is a rather insensitive way of telling Ms Bielby she was well and truly stuffed by Manchester United fan Jon King's Moobchester United in this week's OFFL Cup tie.

By a Manchester United fan.

Oof.

Now the Moobs are through to the Semi-Finals.  Let's a have butcher's hook at who else has suffered utter humiliation at the hands of lower league opposition...

OFFL Cup

ROUND THREE

Results, Wk32

Irishpool                12  v 17 Malcolmyouplaysobadly
Mike Smears                               Malcolm Pratt

Johnny's Heroes           7  v 17    Moobchester United
Sarah Bielby                                   Jon King

Blet Satters Mad Hatters 10  v 10    Radnorshire Tigers*
Gavin Ward                                 Alun Edwards

Not In Your Mum's Forest 20  v  8      The Flying Geese
Sarah Bingham                               Mandy Noble

*Radnorshire Tigers go through on PpP

After scraping through the last round by beating Moanchester Disunited 3 - 0, Alun Edwards's Radnorshire Tigers barely scrape through again this round by winning their tie on Points per Pound.  This week's head-scratching victims are Gavin Ward and his Blet Satters Mad Hatters. Don't worry Mr Ward, this time next year you'll be Milliners.

Do You See What I Did There?

Redolent of the warring matriarchs in 80s supersoap 'Dynasty', we witness an act of shoulder-padded feminist independence, and a clear show-off to try and impress all the boys, from Sarah 'Alexis' Bingham as she cattily dumps out fellow OFFL 'sista' Mandy 'Krystle' Noble.  Meanwhile, Irishpool's Mike Smears gallantly steps aside to let OFFL giant Big Mally and his Malcolmyouplaysobadly through with a charmingly polite "after you, Sir".  Such gracious masculine respect there.

Lovely.


T h e   T a b l e
                                            Value Points
   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot
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 1 Livercoolio               Russ Bielby      54.9 18 315
 2 Malcolmyouplaysobadly     Malcolm Pratt    54.4 17 309
 3 Inter Milandrover         Smasher          53.8 21 291
 4 RS-TBOY                   Rick Beecroft    54.3  9 290
 5 Irishpool                 Mike Smears      53.7 12 284
 6 Not In Your Mum's Forest  Sarah Bingham    54.7 20 279
 7 Johnny's Heroes           Sarah Bielby     54.8  7 279
 8 Blet Satters Mad Hatters  Gavin Ward       54.6 10 271
 9 Botley Yellow             Stanley Wilson   52.8 14 268
10 The Flying Geese          Mandy Noble      54.1  8 255

11 Which Team                Rachel Jones     55.0 19 254
12 Pyeators                  Dave Clayton     54.9 18 245
13 Radnorshire Tigers        Alun Edwards     49.7 10 237
14 Moobchester United        Jon King         52.1 17 231
15 Couldn't be Hyppia        Nick Reed        54.6 12 224
16 Obi Wan - Kenobi Nil      Chris Walsh      54.6  5 205
17 Didcot Rovers             Edgar Rayner     54.8  8 201
18 Moanchester Disunited     Alex Blundell    52.1  7 200
19 A Bit Temperamintal       Minty Colquhoun  55.0  4 193
20 It's A Snickers           Ashley Keeler    54.6 12 192
21 Neil's Diamonds           Neil McConaghy   54.8 11 189
22 Real Mcdrid               Craig McHugh     54.8 14 172
23 Awesome Athletic          Adrian Bradley   50.2 10 116
24 Pedro's Plodders          Pete Braithwaite 46.7 -1  95


                             Week's Average Points     11
                             Total Average Points     233
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