Week 36: Bent Out (of shape)

Bent, out of shape

With a stupendous week's score of 22 points, she's living up to her team name in being A Bit Temperamintal.

Yes, Minty Colquhoun [if you need help with pronouncing her name try 'Minn-tee'.  Perfect.] has nabbed herself a second Manager of the Week certificate.

The Posh Bint called Mint has not had the most successful of seasons but things seemed to have turned a corner when she finally realised that her much-cherished, oft-unfit, Darren Bent wasn't going to be the 30-goal-a-season man she always believed him to be.

And also because he left the premiership AGES ago.

Meanwhile, Livercoolio stretch their lead over Malcolmyouplaysobadly to 14 points, putting the season-long place-swap dance Mr Bielby has been enjoying with Mr Pratt on hold for another week.

Right.  It's OFFL Cup Semifinal week and the fixtures are...

OFFL Cup

Semi-Finals, in play

Moobchester United        v  Malcolmyouplaysobadly
Jon King                             Malcolm Pratt

Not In Your Mum's Forest  v     Radnorshire Tigers
Sarah Bingham                         Alun Edwards

T h e   T a b l e

                                            Value Points

   Team                       Manager       (GBPm)Wk Tot

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 1 Livercoolio               Russ Bielby      54.9 15 354

 2 Malcolmyouplaysobadly     Malcolm Pratt    54.4 13 340

 3 Irishpool                 Mike Smears      53.8 15 327

 4 RS-TBOY                   Rick Beecroft    54.3 15 322

 5 Johnny's Heroes           Sarah Bielby     54.8  8 318

 6 Inter Milandrover         Smasher          53.8 13 317

 7 Not In Your Mum's Forest  Sarah Bingham    54.8  4 303

 8 Botley Yellow             Stanley Wilson   52.8  9 300

 9 Blet Satters Mad Hatters  Gavin Ward       54.6  4 298

10 The Flying Geese          Mandy Noble      54.1 12 282

11 Which Team                Rachel Jones     55.0 16 281

12 Pyeators                  Dave Clayton     54.9  8 271

13 Radnorshire Tigers        Alun Edwards     49.3 15 266

14 Moobchester United        Jon King         52.1  9 251

15 Couldn't be Hyppia        Nick Reed        54.6 13 249

16 Obi Wan - Kenobi Nil      Chris Walsh      54.6 12 240

17 Moanchester Disunited     Alex Blundell    52.1  6 231

18 Didcot Rovers             Edgar Rayner     54.8  7 228

19 A Bit Temperamintal       Minty Colquhoun  53.4 22 225

20 It's A Snickers           Ashley Keeler    54.6 12 223

21 Neil's Diamonds           Neil McConaghy   54.8  8 211

22 Real Mcdrid               Craig McHugh     54.8  6 193

23 Awesome Athletic          Adrian Bradley   50.2  1 126

24 Pedro's Plodders          Pete Braithwaite 46.7 11 108

                             Week's Average Points     10

                             Total Average Points     261

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