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| Bent forgets it's three goals, not 3 points, that counts as a hatrick before he can run off with ball |
And the felicitous sentiment is not lost on the rest of the League, by Jove. Darren Bent contributing 3 points to a Manager of the Week certificate-winning 19 point haul? Outrageous fortune.
Yes, like a vigorous walk down the street wearing a pair of jeans that are just too tight in just the right places, Minty has risen to a surprise early climax for Week 2, thanks to her perennial blind loyalty to the Bent One. Indeed, after last week's hot six, she now rests, spent and panting, on top, quivering with an inexplicable afterglow.
Lovely to see.
Also with sweaty palms, gripping at a corner of another shared Manager of the Week certificate is Malcolm Pratt. His 1964 Prathletico Grande also nicked 19 points and pushed his charges up into third.
And still no transfers from anyone... We ask "which weak-minded manager will lose their patience first?" - OFFL HQ are rumoured to be rehearsing a carnival style welcome for Livercoolio's usual season-opening transfer request as we write.
And by the way, yes, we have an OFFL Cup winners prize this year. Yessiree.
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T h e T a b l e
Value Points
Team Manager (GBPm)Wk Tot
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1 Mintal Institute Minty Colquhoun 54.9 19 37
2 Woolyback Returns Guy Harewood 54.8 17 35
3 1964 Prathletico Grande Malcolm Pratt 54.9 19 34
4 Inter Milandrover Smasher 54.9 14 32
5 Neil's Diamonds Neil McConaghy 54.5 13 31
6 It's A Snickers Ash Keeler 54.9 14 30
7 Blat Setter's Mad Hatters Gavin Ward 54.6 11 29
7 Eggafield Rovers Edgar Rayner 54.8 14 29
9 RS-TBOY Rick Beecroft 54.5 14 28
9 Fattered Tanj Sarah Bingham 55.0 12 28
12 Livercoolio Russ Bielby 55.0 11 23
13 Botley Yellow Kate Wilson 54.4 10 21
13 Johnny's Heroes Sarah Bielby 54.8 10 21
15 Pyeators II Dave Clayton 54.7 10 19
16 Gone Poyet Gone Nick Reed 53.6 9 15
16 Radnorshire Tigers Alun Edwards 55.0 4 15
18 Moobchester Utd Jon King 54.7 3 10
19 Lashings Of Cheese Chris Walsh 54.9 1 6
20 Tierney's Twonks Steve Tierney 53.6 0 0
Week's Average Points 11
Total Average Points 23
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